Phantom Phreaks

by Bad Player

An insande parody of the Phantom of the Opera the way it's supposed to be, where me and my friend take part in the story, Christine is crazy, Raoul is an idiot, and the Phantom is the hero! RER! Updated Weekly! WARNING: Nonsequitur and Raoul Bashing

1. Prologue

Okay! This is a fanfiction/parody me and my friend made for phantom of the opera!! We originally did this in MS Word, so there are gonna be some changes... here is a guide...

This is me, Emof (boy)

This is my friend, Meart (girl) (NOTE: Emof and Meart are not our real names... these are just names we got with a random name generator because we want to protect our identities)

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Any :-) smilies are actually either the double shift6 smilie, or the shift6 underscore shift6 smilie

(Sweatdrop) is an anime sweatdrop

Anyway, that should be enough... each chapter is gonna be one scene, except intermission, which will be its own scene... and sorry if we break any rules:-(

RER!!

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Disclaimer: Emof and Meart do not own The Phantom of the Opera, whether is be the book, movie, tv show, or pet giraffe.

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Phantom Phreaks

By:

Emof

and Meart

DO NOT READ, FOR IT CONTAINS THE INSANITY OF ME!

Us!

(Emof frowns)

This is our version of Phantom of the Opera. It is very odd,

Meart: like Emof!

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Meart: Okay, that's enough waffle...

ACT 1, SCENE 1:

Prolouge:

Emof: WHO CARES?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

Meart: Shut up! Now! Or suffer the consequences!

Emof: I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! Uh... what are you doing with that duct tape?

Meart: I'm pasting it over your mouth, now stop asking stupid questions!

(Meart tapes Emof's mouth shut)

Emof: mwehum ahjumahid ragir

Translator: Translation: Y'know, this is like the time I dated Mrs. Waffle! Or was it Ms. Wafffle? Or Miss Oogle? Then they taped my fingernails shut with a used napkin! or was it a used tissue... or keyboard? Aw well, at least I can still type!

Meart: What?

Translator: Translation: What?

Meart (with Emof): GET OUT OF HERE!

Emof (with Meart): MWHAK AGINIAG!

Translator:FINE! BE THAT WAY!

(Translator storms out of room)

Emof:-)

Meart: oh, lets just start the fan fic!

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Next time, on Scene 1 Act 1: Some deaths, some stage fright, and some insane people! Don't miss it!

(and sorry if this prologue wasn't that good)