What really happens in life?
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Kissing on the First Date:
Just breathe normally, alright? You took her on the perfect date: movie and a dinner, drove her around town, danced at a club, and then you went up the hill to "look at some scenery". coughbullshtcough
Anyway, now you're here: about to kiss the girl of your life: Kairi Utahara. A good 4.1 GPA average, volleyball captain, as you already found out a DAMN good dancer and as you hopefully find out: a DAMN THAT'S EFFIN INSANE good kisser.
Now breathe. Remember you are Sora Hikari, kendo champ, star football halfback, and a honor roll athlete. Nothing bad could possibly go wrong, right?
Nope. You just so happened to be sitting outside on a cold night and you put your hand on the bench for some leverage and there was moisture there and your hand slipped and then your forehead bumped into her nose and then you knocked her OUT.
And then your best friend and your cousin and your cousin's girlfriend are there recording the whole event in an attempt to save it as memories or use it as blackmail.
I personally think that knocking the FCK out of your girl on the first date is good blackmail material, no?
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What a shitty date Hayner. C'mon, she took you to her Winter Formal, and then you denied all advances that Olette made towards you and now you have the most awkward drive home from her MOTHER to your house.
"Um, thanks for the night," yeah right.
"Uh, sure. Good night Hayner," you think it's done SON???
You close the door. Yeah, it's done. Dammit.
There's her mom's minivan driving down the street. But instead you-
"WAIT!!! OLETTE!!! COME BACK!!!" the car turned around and everyone is looking outside at the social idiot who thinks he can shout in the middle of the night.
But as she opened the door, you ram your lips against hers in front of her mother and you smirk.
Sly S.O.B.
Maybe the social idiotcan kiss in the middle of the night instead?
DONEDONEDONE
Moral:
Love BITES…
people in the ass.