Light--

1. Write fake love letters to L, Misa, Mikami, and Takada from him.

2. When signing his name, dot the i's with little hearts.

3. Write his last name backwards on L's and Mikami's letters.

4. Reserve a ten-minute time slot on Sakura TV. Tell him that it will be used for one of two things:

1.) Light will announce to the world that he is L's gay lover, or

2.) You will announce that Light Yagami (aka L's gay lover) is Kira.

5. Steal his Death Note before doing number 4 so he can't kill you.

6. When he's studying, sneak up on him and squeal in his ear. Loudly.

7. Crush several bags of potato chips and leave the crumbs on his bed.

L--

8. Call him Pandaman. Make him wear a cape. Make up a theme song and sing it whenever he enters a room and make 'whoosh' noises and flutter his cape when he passes by.

9. For his birthday, get him eyeliner.

10. For Christmas, get him socks. Cry obnoxiously until he promises to wear them. Also, make sure they don't match.

11. Bake him a bunch of cakes and cookies and whatnot, but use one of those cheap, funny-tasting substitute sweeteners instead of real sugar.

12. Give him a bowl of strawberries and a can of whipped cream. Wink at him seductively.

Mello--

13. Poke his belly at constant intervals. Tell him he's asking for it, showing it off like that.

14. If he gets mad, say innocently "But Matt said you like it when he does it..."

15. Ask him if he burns all the calories from the craploads of chocolate he eats by "working out" with Matt.

16. Ask him who's better in bed: Matt or Near.

17. Hide his gun.

18. Use all his chocolate to make s'mores. Offer him one, saying "You'll like them! They have marshMELLOs in them!"

19. Get him a pink, frilly training bra and tell him "It's okay that you're flat-chested; you'll fill out eventually."

20. Kiss Matt in front of him.

21. Follow him constantly with a piercing gun. Tell him that every real mafia member has to have something pierced. Suggest his bellybutton, since he likes to show it off so much anyway.

22. Drug him and give him a tattoo of Near while he's out cold. Preferably in an awkward location. While he freaks, 'forget' to tell him it's a temporary tattoo. (thanks to Romp-Chan on deviantART for suggesting the second part!)

Misa--

23. Record a video of yourself and a friend cosplaying as L and Light making out. Make her watch it.

24. Hand out fake wedding invitations for L and Light to random people. Don't give her one; say, "Yeah...Light said not to invite you...Too bad...Kiyomi will be there. She'll miss you..."

25. Photoshop her pictures to have 'flaws' (give her acne, make her fat, etc.). Submit them to magazines and post them on the internet.

26. Write Light's name in a Death Note. Slowly. Letter by letter, forcing her to watch.

27. Steal her Death Note before doing number 26 so that she can't kill you. Better yet, use her Death Note to kill Light. Copy her handwriting.

Matt--

28. Smear chocolate all over his Xbox. He'll assume Mello did it.

29. Set a hardcore MelloxNear picture as his laptop background.

30. Replace his cigarettes with those little bubblegum cigars that they hand out at baby showers. Give him one and tell him Mello's pregnant.

31. More specifically, tell him Mello's pregnant with Near's child.

32. Mistake him for a mime. Whenever he speaks, hit him and say, "Mimes aren't supposed to talk!"

33. Ask him if he thinks Mello's scar is sexy.

34. Make fun of the fact that his gun resembles a hair dryer.

Near--

35. Wait until one of his towers is almost complete, then scream, "OH NO, A SPIDER! KILL IT, KILL IT!" When he comes over, point to a piece of lint.

36. When he's rebuilding his tower, again, wait until it's almost done, then pull out a toy gorilla holding a Polly Pocket doll, and put it on the tower, saying "IT'S KING KONG! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Extra points if you include Near's toy airplanes.

37. Offer to do his laundry. Put pink dye in with his clothes.

38. Ask him why he grew up in an orphanage; L is quite obviously his long-lost father.

39. Cover his toys with chocolate and cigarette ashes. Blame Mello and Matt.

40. Yell "Egad! An albino! They're so rare!" Gawk at him and take pictures.

Other characters--

41. Aizawa: Poke his afro, then pretend to scream in pain as it devours your finger.

42. Soichiro: Stare intently at his moustache; say, "Mr. Yagami, did you know there's a caterpillar on your lip?"

43. Soichiro: Show him hardcore LxLight yaoi fanfiction and pictures.

44. Ryuk: Tell him that all the world's apple trees have died of *make up some random tree disease*

45. Takada: Sing "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne whenever she talks to Light and the name "Misa" comes up.

46. Higuchi: Show up to one of the secret Kira meetings dressed as a pizza delivery person; say, "I have a large sausage and anchovy for a Mr....Kira, is it?"

47. Rem: When she starts to write L's name in her Death Note, barge in and steal it from her and slowly, letter by letter, write Misa's name down.

48. The task force in general (except Matsuda; he'd probably like this): Play the Caramelldansen song as loud as possible while they're working on the Kira case. Get L and Matsuda to dance with you.

49. Mikami: Change the combination of the safe he has at the bank where he kept the Death Note.

and finally...

50. Everybody: Stuff the whole cast onto seperate elevators, according to who hates each other (Misa goes with Takada, Mello goes with Near, etc.)