MS: Hey guys!! Here's my next fic. This one's got a bit of Dane Cook in it also, so just wait.

Dane Cook: Alright!! I'm in it!!

Jiraiya: Sweet.

MS and Dane Cook: Shut up.

Jiraiya: ( Grumbles.)

MS: Well, enjoy!!

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" Man, what's going on?! I'm sooooo upset for some reason!!" Sasuke said, prancing around his room. Just then, however, he heard a sound, and saw, out the window, a man running from the Ichiraku stand. " STOP THIEF!!!!" Then, it finally hit him. " I finally know what I want to do!!!" Sasuke said. " I'm gonna do a b/e!!!" Suddenly, Itachi came up through the window. " Then go downstairs and make it then, foolish little brother." He then disappeared before Sasuke tried to catch him. " I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT RETARD!!!!" Sasuke yelled out the window. " Hey!! Keep it down!!! I'm tryin' to sleep here!!!" Sasuke then turned around. " However, I should consider that bacon and eggs idea. That's freakin' delicious!" Sasuke said with a bit of drool coming out of his mouth. He then wiped it away. " No, I mean breaking into a freakin' house, and steal crap!!" Sasuke said. He then darted to the phone, and dialed Naruto. " Hey Naruto, listen, we're, uh, goin' on an adventure tonight." " I don't like YOUR adventures Sasuke. What is it?" " Listen, i'm gonna need you to come over, we're gonna do a b/e!!" " No!! No, whatever you're thinking of doing, Sasuke, no!! Nooooo..." " Dude, either you come over, or our freakin' friendship is over!! And don't expect me to see you when we die either!! Come over now!!" He then hung up the phone. Within a few minutes, They then continued through the houses of Konoha, looking for a good house to strike. Just then, however, Naruto stopped staggering. It appeared that he caught his jacket on a trunk, and when he tried to get it off, he ripped it. " Aw, man!! That was my favorite jacket!!" Sasuke then hit Naruto over the head. " Baka!! You're not supposed to bring your favorite jacket to a b/e!!! Wear your second favorite jacket!! Freakin' dunce." They continued while Naruto cried chibi tears. ( Sasuke!! Leave my bro alone!!!!) ( I consider Naruto my brother.) Just then, they looked into the streets, and saw the perfect house:

Asuma and Kurenai's house.

They were just a few steps away from the door, when Naruto said. " Wait, Sasuke!!! I hear a jutsu going on!!!" Sasuke then sighed. " Yeah, Naruto, there are jutsu all over the world!! You'll be hearing them all your life!!" Sasuke started. " If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that crap, then i'll stop." ( Sorry Dane, but I couldn't think of anything else other than the whale for Naruto.) They were just a few feet from the door now. Sasuke was sweating like crazy. He started doubting himself, thinking this was too dangerous. Just then, however, he yelled, " I GOT IT!!" and hit the door with a chidori. He was so excited, that he used chidori on the hall closet also. He then walked into the house, seeing if there's anything good to steal. Just then however, he found out one thing, just as he walked a few steps.

He didn't want to do a b/e.

He just wanted to use chidori on a door. He then walked up to Naruto. " Hey, let's get out of here." Naruto looked excited. " Yeah!! Yeah!!" As soon as they left, Kurenai and Asuma ( they're married now.) came up to the door, only to see that it was torn down. They slowly walked up to it, husband, wife, adopted son David, and, as usual, Asuma got overprotective. " Wait guys! Wait here!! I SAID WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!!" Asume was beyond ticked. " He tore the freakin' door down!! That costed me 1200 ryo!! And look, he even tore down the closet door!! There isn't even a lock on that!!!" They then continued searching the house, looking around with only one thought: What the crap did they take?! Asuma was getting impatient. " I want to know what they took!!! And Kurenai, if we don't find out, I want a divorce!!! I want a divorce!!" Kurenai then spotted something on the floor. " Well, it doesn't seem like there's anything missing, but there's now a Uchiha symbol." They never did figure it out. Throughout the months, Sasuke used chidori on the front door, over and over. One night, Asuma was like. " THAT'S THE SEVENTH FREAKIN' DOOR THIS MONTH!!!" He then tried to screw with the two intruders by setting up beads along the door. Now, not only did Sasuke use Chidori on the door, but he also took the beads. When Asuma got back, he was furious. " HE TOOK THE BEADS!! HE TOOK THE FREAKIN' BEADS!!!" " Kurenai sighed. " Well, at least they took something now. Asuma then went crazy. " I BET THEY'RE WATCHING US NOW!!! HEY DOORKILLER!! ARE YOU WATCHING?! SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY LIFE?! AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!! I WANNA DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! ( sob.) I DID MY BEST!!!! I DID MY FREAKIN' BEST!!!!" He continued to sob as Kurenai put her hand on his shoulder. " Asuma, calm down." Asuma, however, shook her hand off. " DON'T YOU FREAKIN' TOUCH ME!! I DID MY BEST!!! I DID MY BEST!!! I DID MY BEST!!!!" From that day on, Asuma always left the house with the alarm on.