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Chapter one: Chang
One day, the xiaolin monks were practicing in the temple. The wudai warriors were trying new ways to combine their shen gong wu with their elements. Omi was practicing with the thorn of thunderbolt. "Thorn of thunderbolt! Ice!" A fast beam of ice shot out of the shen gong wu straight towards kimiko. "Two ton tunic! Fire!" The two-ton tunic turned to fire rendering the beam of ice useless. "Oops, my bads, friend Kimiko! Are you okay?" "My bad, Omi?" Raimundo asked. "Oh, Raimundo, you mustn't blame yourself for everything, just because you-" "Time out gang! We got a live one! The cloud capsule just went active!" Dojo came running up. "It has the power to control cloud formations. I remember Grandmaster Dashi used to use it to help him get tans. Wouldn't let me touch it for some reason." Master Fung came up. " Maybe, Dojo Canojocho, it is because of what happened with the Lunar Locket?" "No need to bring that up in front of the kids," Dojo answered. "Yes, well, young monks, I cannot tell you why, but this shen gong wu must not, above all others, fall into the wrong hands. YOU CANNOT LOSE IT. Is that understood?" "But it's just a-" Omi cut Raimundo off: " We shall not let you down Master Fung!"
Dojo floated down onto the South Pole's bitter snow. " All this cold is driving my shen gong wu senses haywire. I can find it any… uh oh. Look!" There was a small clearing in the snow. A robotic car, the tunnel armadillo, and the shen gong ru were parked there. There was a sign that said, "Reserved for evildoers." "Looks like we might be too late." Clay thought out loud. "We must recover this shen gong wu! It is most important! Shard of Lightning! WATER!" Omi shouted. His body transformed to water droplets, which went whizzing in different directions. Most of them froze instantly but kept going. Soon they reassembled themselves into a blue version of Omi. I have found it, but we must hurry!
The monks came up to a crater shaped valley of ice. There were several forms all running towards the center. Clay counted six. "AHHHHHHHHH!" Omi yelled. "Golden Tiger Claws! Wind!" Raimundo shouted. He appeared in the form of a tornado in the center of the crater blowing everyone else away. He searched the ground for the wu. He spied it and picked up the luminescent capsule. Everyone lunged for it and all grabbed it. Raimundo gasped. He pulled himself together. "Alright. Pandabubba, Jack, Wuya, Hannibal Bean, Chase youn- Chase Young! What are you doing here! I thought you didn't care about shen gong wu. What's the deal with his Wu!" "I think I know why it's so Important," said the last one holing the wu. It was a scrawny boy with dirty blonde hair. "And it's gonna be mine!" "Who are you?" Raimundo asked. "Never mind. All of you, I challenge you to a xiaolin showdown! Hmm. What a great idea! I challenge you all to a shen yi bu dare!" "No, you idiot! You can't do that!" Shouted Kimiko. "I wager my Eye of Dashi and my Two-Ton Tunic" Raimundo said. "Alright", said Pandabubba, "I wager my Third Arm Sash and my Moonstone Locusts!" Jack replied, "I wager my Yinyang Yoyo! That count's as two, doesn't it?" Wuya sighed. "No. That only counts as one." She smiled evilly. "Fine," replied Jack. "I'll throw in my Zing Zam Bone!" Wuya grinned "I wager my Monarch Wings and my Mosaic Scale" Hannibal bean thought for a moment. "I could…hmmm you thinkin' what I'm thinkin' Chase young? I wager my Helmet of Jong and my Fist of Tebigong!" "Yes," replied Chase, "I am. I wager my Ring of the Nine Dragons…. And my Heart of Jong! Ready? Gong-" "Stop forgetting about me!" The unknown boy shouted! "I wager my Wings of Tinabi and my-" "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT, YOU SNAKE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO JESSE!" Clay bellowed. "Calm down, your gender confused sister is fine. I wager my Wings of Tinabi and my… That's all I have… maybe… I KNOW! I wager my Wings of Tinabi and my Heylin Seed!" "What!" Everyone shouted in unison. "Do you all accept?" The boy smirked. "I know I do," said Jack. " We all do," Raimundo said, " the game is… wow, I don't know what we can do with six people." "Seven!" The mysterious boy shouted. "Why don't you invite one of your little friends down and we can have an eight person tournament?" Chase suggested innocently. "Ummmm… alright, I tag Omi!" Raimundo decided. "Yes!" Omi shouted, appearing in a fraction of a second. "Who's your father!" "Who's you're daddy?" Everyone asked together. "You know I'm an orphan," said Omi with watery eyes. "I wager my Thorn of Thunderbolt and my Shard of Lightning! Everybody ready?" "GONG YI TAMPAI!" Four platforms raised themselves from the ground and each of them had two of the warriors on top. They were each in a sumo circle. First one out looses.
The first ring contained Raimundo and Pandabubba. "Two-Ton Tunic!" Raimundo shouted. "Uh oh" was Pandabubba's reply. "Eye of Dashi!" Raimundo uses the Wu to charge the metal armor with electricity. He then ran straight towards the crime lord. He bumped him with so much electricity that Pandabubba was paralyzed before he could lean forward. He fell clean of the platform. "Woo-hoo Rai!" Shouted Kimiko and Clay.
The second ring contained Omi and Wuya. "Wuya! You must admit defeat! After all, I am the wudai warrior of water, and the shen gong wu you picked are usel-" Wuya landed a jump kick right on the monk's chest, knocking him of the platform. "This is most embarrassing," Omi said after he had landed. The third ring contained Hannibal Roy Bean and Jack Spicer. "Please don't hurt me," Jack cried. "I mean…" "Lemme just adjust this here Fist of Tebigong…" Hannibal Bean said slowly. "AHHHHH!" Screamed Jack. "Yinyang Yoyo!" Jack jumped through the portal, but immediately appeared on the ground below, since he had lost. The final ring contained Chase young and the mysterious boy. "Well," said Chase. "My job here is done." He stepped off the platform. "What?" The boy asked. The two pairs of platforms collided into each other to form larger arenas. Next up were Raimundo and Wuya. "Let's go, witch!" You're not gonna get me like Omi!" he shouted once he saw that she had left the ground. "Two-Ton Tunic! Wind!" Just as she was about to touch him, she stopped in midair and then was blown back to the edge. "Eye of Dashi! Wind!" She was knocked all the way onto the next platform. "Yay, Rai!" Shouted his friends. Hannibal Bean stared the boy in the face. He laughed evilly and then also jumped of off the platform. "What is going on?" he and Raimundo both asked.
The two platforms again smashed into each other. Raimundo and the boy were now face to face with each other. "Let's go. Wudai Star, Wind!" "Finally, a battle! Heylin Power, Jujitsu punch, Lightning!" Raimundo stopped form surprise. The boy hit him in the chin and Raimundo was electrocuted much more strongly than anything he had ever felt from the Eye of Dashi. His body fell limply from the platform.
The showdown disappeared. The blonde boy was almost buried under a pile of shen gong wu. " Here," said Chase lazily tossing the Changing Chopsticks to the boy. " Thanks, but why did you…" But the villain, along with all the other Heylin, had disappeared. "Hmmm. Changing chopsticks!" They boy said after a while. He shrunk the most of the shen gong wu. Then, he shouted, "Cloud capsule! Lightning!" A cloud swooped down and scooped him up. "Finally, I'm getting what's rightfully mine! From one shen gong wu to seventeen in one day! Remember my name, Wudai warriors. I am Chang! Chang Dashi! Shard of Lightning! Lightning!" He disappeared in a bright flash of light.
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