I DO NOT own Naruto. Enjoy!!!

New Year's is coming for the ninjas all over the world. There was a stripper party held by the fourth hokage in his will. Most people came, but not the ninja school except the teachers, team leaders, and Hinata and Naruto. As Naruto trains to become the best ninja ever and to become hokage, Kakashi knocks on the bathroom door and urges him to get out.

"Come on Naruto, I HAVE TO GO REAL BADLY!" he calls out to Naruto.

"I'm training Kakashi-sensei!" He calls back.

"In the bathroom!?"

"It's more private and shit."

"Well why don't you practice at the party downstairs--- where you can target people!"

Instantly, Naruto came out of the bathroom racing down meanwhile, Hinata was reading her book in some other room. "Will you put that goddamn book down for an hour or so!?" Kurenai scolded at her and stole her book. "What the hell are you reading? Pron!?"

"It's pronounced 'porn' Kurenai-sensei," Hinata corrected her.

"Whatever same difference." She rolled her eyes and tossed the book to the next room which held the party. "Go get it!" Hinata came chasing for the book and found it, but was locked out and decided to stay at the party.

"ALRIGHT STUPIDS AND STUPIDOES, give it up for our hideous duet!" Kakashi announced. Kabuto and Orochimaru took a bow and left the stage while everyone was booing at them. "But don't worry; we have good news and bad news!" Kurenai said.

"What's the bad news!?" Everyone yelled.

"New Year's doesn't start for another 5 minutes, so you're stuck listening to another lame duet that sucks butt."

Everyone threw kunais at Kurenai and Kakashi, but they dodged them. "Unfortunately," Kakashi started. "We don't have good news. Anyways, we're gonna pick two random people to make fun at. And it's the girl with pornography, and the blond boy who wants to be hokage. Can you believe it?" Everyone laughed.

"Believe it--- hey what the--- I'm not gonna sing in front of these people!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Me neither… I only want to read my pron in peace!" Hinata declared.

Kakashi and Kurenai then went to get them. As Naruto is being carried by Kakashi and Hinata, being forced to be taken onstage by Kurenai, they both have no choice but to sing.

"You'll thank us for this later," Kurenai told them.

"Or not," Kakashi added while they both left them.

Naruto looks at a screen as soon as the music starts playing and what he has to say. He takes a deep breath and starts singing while Hinata freezes there, petrified.

Naruto: "Living in my own world, pretending to be Latino. But anything can happen… because I'm in love with Ino!"

Everyone gasped. Kakashi looked at the screen. "That doesn't say that… but I like it so far…" Naruto looked at Hinata, who still looked constipated and decided to leave as soon as he got a whiff of ramen.

Hinata: "I never believed in, that stupid Naruto. I never opened my heart…"

Naruto then comes back as soon as he hears Hinata and her insult to him.

Naruto: "Oh, OH!?"

Hinata: "Until I saw Kabuto!"

Both: "I know that you are so strange."

Hinata: "Never liked you anyways."

Both: "I know it's for real, this could be the start of Crack Couples! It feels so right to not be here with you! OH! And now looking in your pants…"

Naruto: "I feel in my crotch, OH MY CROTCH!"

Both: "The start of something cool!"

Naruto: Now who would ever thought that--- I'd be with Tsunade tonight!

Hinata: And the world feels so much brighter with an emo by my side!

Both: I know that we are so strange. Never liked you anyways. I know we're both weird, but this could be the start of crack couples! It feels so right to not be liking you! OH!!! And now, thanks to imagination, I feel that my purity, my purity; will be gone thanks to… fanfiction…

Hinata: The start of fanfiction!

Both: Thanks to fanfiction

Everyone clapped and cheered for both of them and some hearts were broken and tears were shed. They both went outside and started talking for what seemed like 20 seconds.

"I can't believe we just did that!" Naruto said. "It feels so sexy!"

"I know, right!?" Hinata retorted. "You sound like you did singing in your time!"

"Yeah, when I'm masturbating in the shower." They both give each other dirty smirks. "What about you? You seem like you did singing in your time!"

"Only once when I was singing at a sake bar and as soon as I drank my first cup, and looked at the crowd, I then looked at the ceiling. End of singing career." They both laugh as the New Year's start the countdown.

"FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE HAPPY EFFING NEW YEAR'S YEAH!!!" They both looked away and looked back at each other.

"So I'll see you in high school?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah kay bye! Oh yeah--- before I forget, here!" She gave him hair. "It's mine just in case you wanna put it somewhere you want to--- CHA!" She then went away. Naruto sniffed her hair and then thought of a rainbow of leprechauns dancing into the night.

Will they meet again? Or course they will:D Review to read more!