It was two days after Muramasa had been killed, and all of the Zanpaku-to had stopped attacking Shinigami. Everything had been straightened out, and now everyone was working together to get Seireite rebuilt.
That is, when they weren't trying to rein in their rowdy Zanbaku-to. Some had no problem at all with this but others, particularly a certain captain with two energetic young boys for zanbaku-to, did.
"Oi! Sogyo no Kotowari! Please get down from there!" Ukitake pleaded.
"But why? Yeah, why? Its fun up here! Yeah, its fun!" they were perched precariously on a narrow beam of what was to be the top of a new building.
"Its dangerous, you might get hurt!"
"Well… If we get down, you have to play with us! Yeah, play with us!"
"Alright, but please come down!"
"Fine you spoilsport! Yeah, spoilsport!" they jumped down.
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"Fuji Kujaku! Get back here with those! I need them!"
"Ruri-Iro Kujaku!" The feathered man scowled back at Yumichika. He was holding two baskets of hair care products. "Its Ruri-Iro Kujaku, idiot!"
"Fuji Kujaku, Fuji Kujaku!" He taunted him.
"Urasai!"
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"No, no, wear this! This!" Suzumebachi flapped a yukata top at Soi Fon. It was a sunset red orange.
"Iie! I'm wearing this!" Soi Fon gestured to her usual uniform, which she already wore.
"Then change! You need to wear something like this now and then! You'll never get a boyfriend in those boring old dregs!" she expertly dodged the knife that was hurled at her.
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"Go back in! Go back in already you stupid cat!" Rangiku chased Hai-Neko around with her sword.
"I keep tellin' ya, ya old hag, we'll eventually go back in weather we want to or not! Even if I want to go back in, I can't until then!" She screeched back.
"Matsumoto! Be quiet already! I can't concentrate!" Hitsugaya yelled at her. "Hai-Neko, be quiet and let Matsumoto do her paperwork!"
Fuming, he returned to his calculator and scroll. Hyorinmaru sat on the window sill behind his wielder, looking out it at the sky.
"Hey hot stuff…" Hai-Neko perched on the bookshelf next to the window, looking down at Hyorinmaru. He ignored her, and when her attempts to catch his attention all failed, she turned to Toshiro. "Hey, you know, you're kinda cute." She wrapped an arm around his neck.
He angrily smashed a fist back into her face, bending over her scroll. "Urasai! Matsumoto, control your Zanpaku-to!"
"Its not my fault Captain!"
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"More chips?" Oomaeda offered Gegetsuburi.
"Yes, please."
Munch munch munch munch munch.
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"Tobiume, please give it back!" Hinamori propelled herself foreword off of a rock, shooting towards her Zanbaku-to, who dodged her, holding a small purple book.
"Make me!"
"Give me back my diary Tobiume!"
She merely laughed.
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Snake giggled, pulling his tail back as Renji swatted at his face. Monkey hissed with frustration. Wrong hand.
"Try again, Snake." She ordered.
He again tickled Renji's nose with the end of his tail, this time achieving the desired result.
The sleeping Renji this time batted at his face with his cream filled left hand. "Ahh!" He sat bolt upright as Snake collapsed with laughter against Monkey, who was doing the same. "Zabimaru!"
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And Ikkaku and Hozukimaru?
"I'm Lu-lu-lu…!"
You get the idea.