One: John X John (Prank War)
John wasn`t a homosexual, nor did he practice incest. But he felt inexplicably drawn to his twin brother, Joshua.
All he knew is that whenever Joshua was around, he felt as if he were exploding inside, and his insides felt as if they were getting all tangled up.
He`d never told anyone about these feelings, somehow knowing inside that they were wrong, that no-one should ever feel this way about their own kin, but... y'know, 'we feel how we feel inside,' and all that jazz.
John was almost certain that Joshua knew how he felt, the way the boy who looked exactly like him would catch him when he was staring, and smirk knowingly, turning away before he could see the scarlet blush that would appear on John`s face.
John didn`t know why Joshua wouldn`t just approach him about it, though. John could never do something like that, he was much too insecure about those kinds of things. Joshua, on the other hand, was so outgoing and brave.
But one day... things changed.
John woke up, for once not smelling cakes, but bacon and syrup instead.
He cautiously goes downstairs, only to find his father hard at work making breakfast.
John didn`t mind it, and took a plate, digging in.
They were delicious.
After breakfast John went up to his room, only to find a wet, toweled Joshua digging through his drawers.
John blushes and looks away. "What are you doing, Joshua?" he asks.
Joshua turns to look at him, smiling. "Just looking for underwear, I`m all out."
John nods. "Third drawer down."
Joshua checks the drawer, and pulls out a pair of boxers with cakes on them. He smiles again, looking at John. "Really, John?" he asks. "Cake underwear?"
John shrugs. "Dad got 'em for me."
Joshua sighs, and drops his towel.
John drops his eyes as fast as he can, his crazy blush back, but he catches sight of something he probably shouldn`t see. "W-What the hell, Joshua!?"
Joshua laughs. "What? It`s not like you`ve never seen one of these before."
John coughs awkwardly. "That doesn`t mean you can just take your pants off!"
Joshua sighs. "Oh, don`t act like you don`t want to look."
His twin is silent for a moment. "What do you mean?" he finally asks.
Joshua sighs again, walking closer to John. "I know you like me," he murmurs.
John`s eyes widen, and he looks up at Joshua. "W-W-What? How d-did you find out?"
Joshua looks a tad sympathetic. "Oh poor, naive, John. It was easy to tell. You weren`t exactly subtle about staring at me."
John`s blush deepens dramatically, and he looks away again. "So... do you hate me?" John`s voice is small.
Joshua smiles. "No, John. I don`t hate you. In fact... I feel the same way."
He closes the space between them, and John looks up, surprised, just to have Joshua`s lips crash into his.
John is pushed against the door, and as the kiss continues, he feels his knees go weak.
After a moment or so of kissing, Joshua breaks it, and looks down at John.
He straightens, and there`s something mean in his eyes as he says, "April Fool`s, freak." Then the boy is gone.
John is left confused, but it hits him, and then he`s swept by an overpowering sense of sadness. "Great joke, Joshua," he mumbles to the empty air.