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DarkLark: *whacks Lark on the head* blah blah blah...we gotta tell the story already, you weirdo...
Lark: Oh yeah... ahem...and now for the disclaimer:
"We no own so you no sue, got it?"
DarkLark: Yay! *laughs evily* let's begin...
Chapter 1 Inuyasha is the lucky winner!
One day in Sengoku Jidai...
Kagome: Let's go shopping!!!(A/N: ya know, a lot of my stories turn to shopping for some reason. I don't really like shopping...)
Inuyasha: For Ramen?
Kagome: Of course. But Mom got mad last time when we bought nine hundred ninety-nine 20-pack boxes. ^.^;;*sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: Let's go!!! *jumps up and down*
Kagome: *another sweatdrop* Don't be that excited...
Inuyasha: *grabs Kagome and jumps in well* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee...
In modern day Japan...
Kagome: We're gonna go shopping!
Mom: Don't buy nine hundred and ninety-nine boxes again *glares at Inuyasha*.
Inuyasha: *stares at ceiling* feh...
At the mall...
Inuyasha: *jumps up and down* Ooooohhhh!!!They have a contest for people who buy twenty boxes of ramen!!!*stares at sign*
Kagome: *mutters*I didn't know you could read...
Inuyasha:*growls and smirks* Don't forget that I have good hearing...
Kagome: *sweatdrop* heh.^__^;;
Inuyasha: Yay!!Yay!!Yay!! *starts to load boxes in the shopping cart*
Peoples around them: *stares & sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: *walks up to contest guy* So what's the contest?
Contest guy: Simple! Just guess how many M&M's are in this 50 foot bottle and you'll win 10,000 boxes of 20-pack ramen!*points to giant jar*
Inuyasha: Okay.what about eight hundres sixty-three million, two hundred eleven thousand, nine hundred seventy-five and a half?
Contest guy: *glasses falls off and hair pops out and eyes turn to little dots* that's...co-...correct...
Inuyasha: ^.^v well then, I'll just be taking my prize now. *chucks 1,000 boxes of ramen in five hundred shopping carts*.
Peoples around them: *clap clap clap clap*
Kagome: Well that was fun *pushing 500 shopping carts down the street* At least we didn't buy 999 boxes.
Hojou: *walks out from another street* *stares at Inuyasha* Ka-...Kagome?
Inuyasha: *goes into angry mode. Veins pop out of his head*Aaaaagghhhhh!!!!!! It's Hobo Hojou!!!!!
Lark: hee hee...was that funny or what!!! DarkLark: it wasn't funny at all...i thought you had a sense of humor...
Lark well then let's ask the audience if they think im funny or not. It's no use asking you vuz you're always against me...*sob* Well, tell me what ya think,k?
DarkLark: *whacks Lark on the head* blah blah blah...we gotta tell the story already, you weirdo...
Lark: Oh yeah... ahem...and now for the disclaimer:
"We no own so you no sue, got it?"
DarkLark: Yay! *laughs evily* let's begin...
Chapter 1 Inuyasha is the lucky winner!
One day in Sengoku Jidai...
Kagome: Let's go shopping!!!(A/N: ya know, a lot of my stories turn to shopping for some reason. I don't really like shopping...)
Inuyasha: For Ramen?
Kagome: Of course. But Mom got mad last time when we bought nine hundred ninety-nine 20-pack boxes. ^.^;;*sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: Let's go!!! *jumps up and down*
Kagome: *another sweatdrop* Don't be that excited...
Inuyasha: *grabs Kagome and jumps in well* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee...
In modern day Japan...
Kagome: We're gonna go shopping!
Mom: Don't buy nine hundred and ninety-nine boxes again *glares at Inuyasha*.
Inuyasha: *stares at ceiling* feh...
At the mall...
Inuyasha: *jumps up and down* Ooooohhhh!!!They have a contest for people who buy twenty boxes of ramen!!!*stares at sign*
Kagome: *mutters*I didn't know you could read...
Inuyasha:*growls and smirks* Don't forget that I have good hearing...
Kagome: *sweatdrop* heh.^__^;;
Inuyasha: Yay!!Yay!!Yay!! *starts to load boxes in the shopping cart*
Peoples around them: *stares & sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: *walks up to contest guy* So what's the contest?
Contest guy: Simple! Just guess how many M&M's are in this 50 foot bottle and you'll win 10,000 boxes of 20-pack ramen!*points to giant jar*
Inuyasha: Okay.what about eight hundres sixty-three million, two hundred eleven thousand, nine hundred seventy-five and a half?
Contest guy: *glasses falls off and hair pops out and eyes turn to little dots* that's...co-...correct...
Inuyasha: ^.^v well then, I'll just be taking my prize now. *chucks 1,000 boxes of ramen in five hundred shopping carts*.
Peoples around them: *clap clap clap clap*
Kagome: Well that was fun *pushing 500 shopping carts down the street* At least we didn't buy 999 boxes.
Hojou: *walks out from another street* *stares at Inuyasha* Ka-...Kagome?
Inuyasha: *goes into angry mode. Veins pop out of his head*Aaaaagghhhhh!!!!!! It's Hobo Hojou!!!!!
Lark: hee hee...was that funny or what!!! DarkLark: it wasn't funny at all...i thought you had a sense of humor...
Lark well then let's ask the audience if they think im funny or not. It's no use asking you vuz you're always against me...*sob* Well, tell me what ya think,k?