You are reading From the view of jack black.
I woke up to find Neil Buchanan lying next to me, he was awake and had been all night, i felt sorry for him. I turned to him and whispered in his ear "whats up honey?"
He said " I have had this boner all night and i have had nothing to do with it!"
"Well we can fix that now can't we" I said
Neil reached into the drawer to find the peanut butter lube i bought him for his birthday, he quickly unskrewed the top and rubbed it on his nipples, he then swiftly pulled of his shirt and began to straddle me
"Say my name!" He screamed
"BUCHANAN" I screamed
OH BUCHANAN" I screamed again
He smeared the peanut butter on my naked tits with a demonic look in his eyes, he spat in my mouth and then kissed me hard
"Mmmmm" I murmured
He ripped of his speedo bring night pants and shoved them in my mouth and rubbed his greasy cock on mine
"I LOVE IT!" I screamed as he turned me over and lubed up my arse with the peanut butter, he licked my back while rubbing his bellend on my thighs
"BITE THE PILLOW JACK, I M GOING IN DRY!"
I screamed as he thrust his fist into my rectum, i was bleeding all over the place, annoyed that i would have to buy ned sheets, again!
He turned me over and straddled my chest, he then proceeded to stick he greasy cock into my mouth gagging me so much i was sick ass over his penis, which he smeared into my hairy chest.
"do you like cheese?" Neil smirked over his left shoulder towards Jack who was sat on the breakfast bar

"who doesn't?" Jack winked back, dismounting the stool and sauntering up towards neil

"how much?" Neil had to resist his urges when Jack's hand found themselves around his waist. All he wanted to do was finish the omelette.

"so it's dripping..." jack whispered. Neil found his body betraying him as he turned around and faced Neil. Neil looked up into his eyes and chuckled

"I'm sorry, was I distracting you?"
at that exact moment Joshua Carney slotted the key into the front door. He turned the key in the lock, and heard a 'click'
"HONEY I'M HOME" Josh sang as he shut the door behind him. There was no reply, "Neil? You there, honey?"

He took it upon himself to investigate, in case of an emergency. What if a burglar had come in and invaded his house? His neil could be bleeding and no one could be there to save him.

Then he heard it. The screams of "Buchanan!" coming from down the corridor of his flat.

He ran straight for where he thought the source was- the master bedroom. Without a second's thought his hand grasped the door knob and he thrust it open.

There it was. His lover, Neil Buchanan, fucking the life out of Jack Black. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped. Movement suddenly ceased and there was a deadly silence. Neil's & Jack's eyes fixated on the door frame to see a rather pissed Joshua stood there, hands on hips. His shock had turned into anger. Deep seated anger.

"Oh... Josh- it's not what it looks like- I promise!" Neil fumbled with his duvet to hide his regions.

"Well, it looks like you've got your cock shoved up 's arsehole, Neil. How am I meant to take that in a different way?!"

"There's some spare lube, and plenty of room... I mean y'know?" Jack winked, obviously not deterred by the tension and anger floating in the room. Joshua's eyes lit up, and his anger was replaced by lust. His clothes shot off his body as he fumbled with the buttons. He dove onto the bed and Neil's hands wasted no time in getting to work...

Written by
Fenway Mendleton & Richard Hardwood