Shrek Shonen Jump
Chapter 1
By Wakback
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, or Shrek.
In this world, there are three types of powerful demons that dwarf all the other demons in pure power.
First, there are Dragons, the most common of the three. There size alone is a force to be reckoned with. However there powers vary from Dragon to Dragon, they are still powerful none the less.
Next, there are Masked Demons. These demons are the only ones that look like humans. However, Masked Demon must keep there mask on at all times or they will die within minutes. But don't let that make you think that is there weakness, they are still very much deadly.
And finally, there are Tailed Demons. Throughout history, there's only been record of 9 of these demons at a time and are considered to be the most powerful of the three types of demons.
"HAHA! You got that right!" Said Naruto as he ripped the page out of the book and used it as toilet paper. Once done, he kicked the outhouse door open and took a breath of fresh air with a grin on his face.
Naruto was a demon that lived alone in the mountains. He was a lot older then he looked but one would say he looked no more then 24 or so. Standing at about 6 foot, he had bright blue eyes, golden blond hair that tied into a little pony tail on the back of his neck, and three whisker-like birth marks on both of his cheeks. He also donned pointy fox ears and a bushy fox tail that were the same color as his hair with a white tip at the end of it. He wore a set of gray pants that was held up by a black sash. His shirt was an open Orange dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and under it was a white muscle shirt.
With a stretch of his arms, he popped his stiff joints and started to walk to a nearby waterfall. When he reached the roaring waters, he shed his clothes and jumped in for a bath. It was refreshing as he scrubbed his hair under the poring waterfall. Once he considered himself clean enough, he jumped into the river with a grin. With some quick hunting movement, he caught at least a dozen fish. Satisfied with his catch, he got dressed, lugged his catch over his shoulder in a net and went home.
His home was a cave that was placed in a hill that went about 15 feet from the ground up. Inside was rather cozy with an arm chair, couch, bed, table, and even a fire place in the back of the cave with the smoke leading out of an old and dead hallow tree. Around the cave were many signs that said "KEEP OUT!" and "BEWARE OF DEMON!". But they never really didn't do any good as the villagers didn't take heed of them and tried to kill him multiple times. None of them ever got close to even try killing him, but he did fine it annoying at times.
After he adjusted one of his hand made signs, he went inside to make lunch. Sticking a stick in each of the fish, he set each one of them by his fireplace. He then sat down in his arm chair as he watched them cook. All in all, it was just another quite day for Naruto, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Later that night, in the village at the bottom of the mountain, the villagers were going to try to take down the demon for the fifteenth time in the past mouth. Grabbing there pitch forks, torches, and anything else that would hurt the demon, they started to head for the demons home. As the villagers stormed through the mountain plans, they stomped over one of Naruto's many Keep Out signs; witch didn't go unheard by Naruto's sensitive ears. As he got up and looked out his front door. When he saw lights of the torches, he rolled his eyes as he knew what was going on.
He quickly snuck out of his home and quietly trailed behind the mob of angry villagers. As the villagers hid behind the bushes, one of them spoke up. "He's in there right?"
"Yeah. Let's get him!" said another villager.
"Whoa! Hold on! Do you know what that thing would do to you?" Asked the first villager as he held the other man in place.
"Yeah, he'll grind your bones to make his bread." Said another man.
"No way, that's a giant. I heard he'd squeeze the jelly from your eyes and make toast." Said another. At this Naruto couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHA! Well, you see, that's an Ogre." Naruto stated as he started to walk over to them as his body started to change forum. His hair turned from a golden blond to a dark orange-red. His face shifted from a human face to a fox face. He grew orange fur over the rest of his body and his one blond tail split into nine orange tails. "Now Tailed demons, oh there much worse. They'll uh… take your skull and use it to drink your own blood and eat then your brain for desert and use your bones as tooth picks. Their really good at getting the brain out of your teeth." This was all of course a lie made on the spot, but they didn't need to know that.
However, one of the now terrified villagers got enough courage to try waving his torch in front of Naruto's face. "Back! Back you Monster! Back! I'm warning you!" Naruto however was unimpressed by the villager's show of Bravery. Naruto grabbed the torch from the villager with a light breath, blew out the fire on the torch. The villager now looked like he was going to piss his pants.
Then Naruto let them have it. "ROOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!" He yelled at the top of his lungs as the villages screamed in fear yet did not move. As Naruto's roar came to a close, the villager's screams of fear lasted a few seconds longer before finishing themselves. Naruto wiped the spit from his mouth before he walked over the villagers and whispered "…This is the part where you run away." Into there ears. Taking there cue, they ran for there lives, leaving behind there pitch forks, torches, and a flyer Naruto found at his feet. "WANTED: DEMONS." Naruto rolled his eyes as he transformed back into his half human forum and tossed the flyer away.