I'm dating

Me: Hi people I was just feeling crazy if you seen disaster movie then you'll get this

Kagome: Miko doesn't own the song are the characters in this fic

It was a wonderful day Kagome and Edward were getting married and things are about to get strange…

"Kagome I have something to tell you" Kagome blinked "what my love "

Ed was suddenly playing the guitar Kagome smiled at the sweet music he was making tell

I'm dating matt damon

From disaster movie

ED: I'm dating matt damon

Kagome: your dating matt damon?well im dating hannah montanna

Songo: she's dating hannah montanna, backstage, in my concert, drives me on my parent's bed, after school, in my locker, in the car, i give her head. i'm also dating the flava

Light: yeah boy she datin flava flav boo. ya know what time it is cause i'm datin juney too waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Misa : yeah i know but it's true flava flav he dates me too

L:& i swapped with calvin & he swaps with that dude
& we're all dating hellboy.

Naraku:
they're dating hellboy & i'm dating the hulk

Inuyasha: when i get really mad i start dating ironman

Yugi: a most unconfortable screw but i date the princess too

Sakura: ding-dong

Sasuke: who's that ring on my bell?

Sakura: the chick who's dating ironman that's i-r-o-n-m-a-n & i like his tin can

Sasuke:well that's really great because i'm dating wolf

Kouga:
datin wolf ain't that a pity cause i'm datin those brouds from sex in the city

Tifa: he dates the sex in the city gals
(thinks) so i wondered would wolf really get jealous if wolf found out if we were dating the guy with the big utility belt?

Kai: they're all dating batman. at wayne mannor, in the batcave, butler alfred is our love slave, riddle me this, holy bathouse, i'm also dating amy winehouse?

Tsubaki: he's dating amy winehouse, yeah on the down low.....low.....low
& i'm dating jessica simpson, cause that's how i roll.....roll....roll

Tohru: she's dating jessica simpson, oh yeahhhhhh
& i think i might have dated that hot assassin

Momo: everyones' dated me & i date them back u see,
& that mexican too with the tragic hair doo

Ginta:(talking)call it heads, i'm dating jt

Haji: i'm dating that male model cause he's so fine,
& i'd like too get up in them calvin kleins

Byakuya:it's true jt dates me once again,
but i'm also dating prince caspian

Roy: i am handsome & i am cool,
that's why this prince dates the kids from high school

Sailor troopers: hhhhhhhhhhh
come on let me hear ya now's the time to party
u know what time it is?yeah, no what time is it?
it's time to date
date meeee, date meee,date meeeeeeeeeee
he dates all the kids in high school,
under the bleachers, in the showers, while we're changing for gym class

Ed:i'm dating oprah

Al:i'm dating obama

Kagome: i'm dating indiana's ass

Shadow: she's dating indiana, & i'm dating hancock

Sonic:he's dating hancock, & i'm dating beowolf

Knuckles:u know u like it, & i'm datin kung-fu panda

Gaara:& i'm dating michael jackson

Orochimaru: heeeeee-heeeeee, don't judge me, i love my animals u see

Sasuke ,Naruto ,Kabuto: oh yeah he's dating the chipmunks, sad to say, but it's true
he dates the chimpmunks than uuuuuuuuuuuuu

Cow :(Mooooo)

After the song Kagome and Ed got married and rid off into the sunset together and lived happily everafter after they both got tested for rabies.

THE END….?

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I hope you have liked my messed up vision I wanted to put others in but this was better R&R.