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"HA! And THAT'S how you hog-tie a tom while he's dead asleep!" laughs Electra, who steps back to admire her handy-work.
"BOMBA!!!" screamed Rum Tum Tugger, lying on his back with his fore paws and his hind paws bound together, "GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!"
*Bomba steps out from the crowd of gathered giggling queens, examines Tugger from head to toe, then puts on a smug smile* Nah…I like you like this.
"BOMB!"
"He's missing something…" Victoria says in a Ha-Ha-I'm-making-fun-of- you-and-not-wanting-you-to-notice-critical-way, then grabs a nearby handkerchief and ties it around Tugger's mouth, "That's better!"
"Heeheeheeheeheehee…Who wans ta play 'Rum-Tum-Tug o' War? Hhehehehehe…" Rumple giggles hysterically, while the female kitties gather around Tugger in a warning-evil-haha-we-are-going-to-embarress-you-SO-bad kind of way.
"RO!!!"
1 "Ro?" Cassandra giggles confusedly.
"RO!"
"Your boat!" laughs Exotica, and yanks on Tugger's hind paws.
"HARD down the stream!" *Etcetera yanks harder on Tugger's fore paws*
"MERRILY, MERRILY, HARD DOWN THE STREAM!" *the queens are now playing 'Rum Tum Tug o' War' when the toms comeback with 'borrowed' meat from the butcher's*
"What did you queens DO?" Alonzo bursts out laughing, along with all the other ones (including Munku, who is normally a 'stick in the mud') (Rumple-Stick in the mud?) (I DON'T KNOW! Couldn't come up with another thing besides 'boring' and that's boring…and what are you doing here anyway? You're supposed to be torturing Rum Tum Tugger right now in the story!)
"Nothing…" said Jemima and putting on one of her I-can-bring-you-to- tears-with-my-very-kute-widdle-face-and-smile-face.
"Yew did summin'…" said Mungojerrie, obviously working hard to not laugh.
"Yew know how Tugsy doesn't care fer a cuddle? We thought we'd give Tugger-Wugger a little hugger…" giggles Rumple, and gives Tugger-Wugger a choking hugger.
"Relp re!!!" choked Tugger.
"Relp re?" echoed Asparagus.
"ROEW!"
"Know what?" laughs Tantomile, "If Tugsy can leap in someone's lap in the middle of their sewing, and he loves a horrible muddle…" *Tant puts on an evil grin, which kind of scares all the toms…then all the other queens put on that evil-I'm-going-to-embarress-you-by-doing-something-that-will- embarress-you-in-front-of-your-friends face.*
"Cori?" asks Plato, kind of worried, "What are they going to do?"
Cori justs looks at Plato and has a more worried, slightly amused face, and simply says, "You DON'T want to know…"
Meanwhile, Tugger's trying to crawl away in a cat-erpillar way.
"No you don't!" laughs Electra, then she, Exotica, Etcetera, Demeter, and Jemima leaps onto Tugger's stomach, legs, lap and chest, nearly depriving him of air and all the toms are laughing their heads off.
"Aww...Tugger doesn't care for a KISSY!" giggles Exotica, and she and Demeter give the Rum Tum Tugger a BIG smoochie on each of his cheeks.
"HA! And THAT'S how you hog-tie a tom while he's dead asleep!" laughs Electra, who steps back to admire her handy-work.
"BOMBA!!!" screamed Rum Tum Tugger, lying on his back with his fore paws and his hind paws bound together, "GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!"
*Bomba steps out from the crowd of gathered giggling queens, examines Tugger from head to toe, then puts on a smug smile* Nah…I like you like this.
"BOMB!"
"He's missing something…" Victoria says in a Ha-Ha-I'm-making-fun-of- you-and-not-wanting-you-to-notice-critical-way, then grabs a nearby handkerchief and ties it around Tugger's mouth, "That's better!"
"Heeheeheeheeheehee…Who wans ta play 'Rum-Tum-Tug o' War? Hhehehehehe…" Rumple giggles hysterically, while the female kitties gather around Tugger in a warning-evil-haha-we-are-going-to-embarress-you-SO-bad kind of way.
"RO!!!"
1 "Ro?" Cassandra giggles confusedly.
"RO!"
"Your boat!" laughs Exotica, and yanks on Tugger's hind paws.
"HARD down the stream!" *Etcetera yanks harder on Tugger's fore paws*
"MERRILY, MERRILY, HARD DOWN THE STREAM!" *the queens are now playing 'Rum Tum Tug o' War' when the toms comeback with 'borrowed' meat from the butcher's*
"What did you queens DO?" Alonzo bursts out laughing, along with all the other ones (including Munku, who is normally a 'stick in the mud') (Rumple-Stick in the mud?) (I DON'T KNOW! Couldn't come up with another thing besides 'boring' and that's boring…and what are you doing here anyway? You're supposed to be torturing Rum Tum Tugger right now in the story!)
"Nothing…" said Jemima and putting on one of her I-can-bring-you-to- tears-with-my-very-kute-widdle-face-and-smile-face.
"Yew did summin'…" said Mungojerrie, obviously working hard to not laugh.
"Yew know how Tugsy doesn't care fer a cuddle? We thought we'd give Tugger-Wugger a little hugger…" giggles Rumple, and gives Tugger-Wugger a choking hugger.
"Relp re!!!" choked Tugger.
"Relp re?" echoed Asparagus.
"ROEW!"
"Know what?" laughs Tantomile, "If Tugsy can leap in someone's lap in the middle of their sewing, and he loves a horrible muddle…" *Tant puts on an evil grin, which kind of scares all the toms…then all the other queens put on that evil-I'm-going-to-embarress-you-by-doing-something-that-will- embarress-you-in-front-of-your-friends face.*
"Cori?" asks Plato, kind of worried, "What are they going to do?"
Cori justs looks at Plato and has a more worried, slightly amused face, and simply says, "You DON'T want to know…"
Meanwhile, Tugger's trying to crawl away in a cat-erpillar way.
"No you don't!" laughs Electra, then she, Exotica, Etcetera, Demeter, and Jemima leaps onto Tugger's stomach, legs, lap and chest, nearly depriving him of air and all the toms are laughing their heads off.
"Aww...Tugger doesn't care for a KISSY!" giggles Exotica, and she and Demeter give the Rum Tum Tugger a BIG smoochie on each of his cheeks.