A/N: Here it is! My sequel to the sequel "Extreme Makeover: N2N Edition!" Part 3 of my 4 part series! FOR DD'S BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DD! HERE'S YOUR PRESENT! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! lol...
Disclaimer: Happy birthday to DD, happy birthday to DD, I still don't own Next to Normal...Happy birthday to DD! Oh, and i don't own any other musicals or stuff mentioned
Me: *Whistles*
Gabe: Why do you keep following me?
Me: So, now that we've destroyed Dr. Madden and his evil minions and built a new house for your family, what should we do?
Gabe: I dunno…Me: *sigh* I love it when you're confused…
Gabe: Um….
Me: I have to check to see if there's any new N2N fics…
Gabe: Dear God, she's obsessed…
ME: Huh. Nothing. Just some Henry/Natalie fluff and some more Dan drabbles…
Gabe: Joy…
ME: Huh? There hasn't been a lot about you lately…
Gabe: Let's keep it that way. I hate it when people get into my brain and make me look like a creepy stalker.
Me: But you're my creepy stalker!
Gabe: Dear Lord…
Scene 2:
DD: *sigh* I'm so lonely…Why is it every time I get a new evil master they end up dying or having a change of heart? I think I'm gonna become a nun.
Roxie Hart: Oh, hey DD. So, how's life?
DD: Disappointing.
Roxie: Aw, what's the matter?
DD: I'm unemployed…
Roxie: Well, me too.
DD: This isn't about you. It's about me.
Roxie: Well, isn't someone a bit conceited…
DD: You're not helping, Roxie.
Roxie: Sorry. Hey, I know what you need! A boyfriend!
DD: Really?
Roxie: Sure! Here! I'll set you up on !
DD: Ok!
Scene 3:
Me: FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH! Follow your hunch! Follow it!
Gabe: What..are you doing?
Me: Singing Seussical…
Gabe: What's a Hunch?
Me: I dunno..
Gabe: *Sigh* You know, there are days when I'm freezing, tired, and incredibly pissed off and I ask myself, 'why the hell do I even stick around here?' Then I think of life at home and I remember…
Me: Ha! That was from RENT!
Gabe: No! that was my own version of it!
Me: HAHAHAHA! You'd be a good Roger….Ooh! And Henry can be Mark! And I can be Mimi! And…and…Natalie can be Maureen! And I think I have an idea of what we're gonna do this time!
Gabe: *sobs*
Scene 4:
Roxie: Ok, Dd. You're all set up.
DD: Thanks Roxie. Hey look! They've already matched me!
Roxie: READ IT! READ IT!
DD: His name is GG. He is a pessimist. He enjoys other people's sorrow and misery. Some days he feels like he's dead. He's in a production of Rent at the 'OMG! It's a Random Theater Company Company!' Hey! This guy is really similar to me!
Roxie: Yeah. For a pessimist, you're pretty optimistic. *laughs at her own joke*
DD:…..
Roxie: Don't you get it? It's a Paramore reference…
DD: Whatever. I'm gonna go audition for RENT so I can meet this guy.
Roxie: Ok!
Scene 5:
Henry: So tell me again why we're here?
Me: We're gonna do RENT!
Natalie:……
Henry: I can bite you.
Me: Oh, there's no need! That's what I hired these pit bulls for!
Pit Bulls: *snarl and growl*
Henry: Um….
Me: So, we've got a Mark, Roger, Mimi, and Maureen. Now we need Benny, Collins, Angel, and Joanne!
DD: HELLLLLLOOOOOO!
Me: DD! You're auditioning for RENT?!
DD: Yes I am! Now, who's GG?
*Room goes silent*
Gabe: Holy $%…..You're DD?
DD: You're GG?!Gabe: what does DD stand for?
DD: Double Agent Danamite. What does GG stand for?
Gabe: Gabe Goodman, you idiot.
DD: I think I'm in love…
Me !
*All stare at me*
Me: He is mine! No one will take my Gabriel from me! NO ONE!
*I start foaming at the mouth*
Natalie: Calm down before you hurt yourself…
Me: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!
Natalie: Hey, now would be a good time for the pit bulls.
Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Natalie: Um-
Me: !
Natalie: *slaps me*
Me: Thank you.
Gabe: Oh my crap. I think for the first time in my pathetically short life I'm actually in love….
DD: Me too….
Henry: Uh…newsflash, lovebirds. He's FUCKING DEAD!
Natalie: How does that work?
Me: !
*Enter Aubrey and Bella*
Bella: Oh my God! Is someone dying?!
Me: No. it's just me…lamenting my pathetic life…
Bella: Um….ok…? That's…cool…
Me: And we still need the rest of our cast…
Aubrey: For what?
Me: RENT…
Aubrey and Bella: *GASP* ME! ME! PICK ME!
Me: Ok, I say…Bella's Angel and Aubrey can be Mimi. I resign my post to take up Joanne since my heart has been brutally broken by my Roger…
Aubrey: Your heart has been brutally broken?!
Me: *nods*
Aubrey: Alright, who's the $% who did it?
Me: Double Agent DD….
Aubrey: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
DD: ….
Bella: Damn…that's pretty good…
Me: Now if you excuse me I must go visit my fairy godmother on Mount Olympus.
*I exit*
Bella: Wait. What did she say?