Why hoagie shouldn't try to make time machines.
I know the question on everyone's mind and yes its true…I am Mr. W! Just kidding, I do not own KND or anything else.
Before Bed Hoagie P. Gilligan was messing around trying to finish his latest project. Nigel had been bugging him for weeks to start making some new weapon try for the twelve year olds to use but Hoagie couldn't stop obsessing over the stoopid machine no matter how hard he tried. It was all he thought about for the last two weeks and tonight was his big break through.
"I bet all my yipper cards I'll never get this darn thing to work" He kicked the large machine and went to bed for the night.
After a good night's sleep Hoagie felt refreshed and ready to start making those new weapons numbah one ordered. He thought that a few more hours of sleep would help. He rolled over only to hit someone. Immediately he stood up and got in battle station only to see a certain dark skinned girl sleeping.
"…A-abby?" He asked in shock. Hearing here name (she was only half asleep) the girl turned over and stared at the tall thin Hoagie Gilligan. She stood up and finally titled her head and made out the word
"Hoagie?" She asked "What is going on?"
"What do you mean?" he asked (still wearing his goggles, I can't image in him without them)
"I mean I usually don't sleep next to your every night and your not that tall or…thin." Hoagie looked at himself in the mirror. His reflection startled him, he hasn't looked like that since being tuned into a teen ager.
"..It worked, my time machine really worked!" He yelled. Abby motioned him to be quiet.
"Daddy? Are you okay" A small girl about four years old peaked through the bed room door. Hoagie wasn't too sure to say
"Are you talking to me?" he asked. Abby slapped her face with her hand. The little girl pouted and tears started flowing down her face.
"It ok sweetie…wait in the kitchen and we'll get your some breakfast. The little girl smiled and left for the kitchen.
"Wow" Hoagie said impressed "How did you know that would work?"
"Because I spend my free time babysitting instead of messing around with time" She threw a pillow at him.
"Hey I thought of something!" Abby said looking around the room "Remember when Nigel said he was taken to the future...sort of"
"Yeah that was funny he was married to Lizzie and had hair" Hoagie chuckled. When this happened to Nigel they made a plan that if this ever happened to them doesn't tell anyone. When he panicked that's when they called in the military. They also had a special meeting place of the river where tubathon is held in case something like this happens.
"Ok so Nigel said to meet the others there as soon as possible" Abby remembered.
"How are we supposed to get there? The little girl…" The got dressed quickly. And ran to the kitchen remembering the little girl. Leaving a baby alone in a kitchen is not safe on any level.
"HI Mommy, Hi daddy" She waved. Abby wanted to puke. In fact she really wanted to puke. She ran to the nearest bathroom she could find and threw up. A girl about ten years old passed the door and asked
"Moring sickness still bad mom?" Abby stared at her in astonishment. Wiping her mouth she went back downstairs. She felt even greener.
"Hey kids" she said a little more cheerful "Let's play a quiz game called where do mommy and daddy work"
"Mom you work from home and dad doesn't have a job" a seven year old boy appeared out of nowhere.
"And where do you kids go to school" asked Hoagie. All the kids laughed
"…we got to your old school duh" Laughed the little boy. Nervous about killing them all in the car (he's drove the scamper 100000 times but not a car. In the sky there's nothing to crash into). He walked them out the door. Surprisingly they lived just down the street from the school.