K, this is my first humorous Gundam fic. I've never really written a lot of anime fan fictions before, I usually write Star Wars or original Shorts, but I thought I'd give my hand a try.
This particular short is based on the picture of all the Gundam boys and Relena skiing. I dunno if you've seen it, but it's pretty classic.
Anyway, ENJOY!!!! :)


Chazi: C'mon Heero, it's time.
Heero (sulking): I don't wanna.
C: I don't care! I need you for this story.
H: Fine, but afterwards, I'm going to kill you.
C: Uhm, you do that.
H: ..I can't ski.
C: What? I can't hear you.
H: I can't ski.
C: Say again?
H: I CAN'T SKI!!!!!!!!!
C: Oh. Well, I can't either. You're still gonna be in this story, though.
H (gives up): fine.
C *grin*: Arigato!

Skiing with the Gundam Boys

"Hello, Heero?" Relena's voice came through the receiver and Heero winced.
"Yes?" he said reluctantly, knowing what was coming.
"Heero!!!! My goodness, it's impossible to find you! Where have you been?" her voice sounded accusing.
"Avoiding you," Heero wanted to say, but he held his tongue. Relena did not wait for his answer.
"Anyway," she continued. "I was talking to Quatre the other day, and he said that you guys wouldn't have anything planned this week so that we could all go skiing. I finally managed to get some time off, and today's the day!"
Heero's stomach dropped into his toes. Nothing made him more nervous than spending the day with Relena. He would rather face impossible odds, fight a thousands mobile suits single-handed, face captivity and death in the hands of OZanything but Relena. She made things so confusing. He knew exactly who he was until she waltzed in and messed everything up. He supposed that was some odd characteristic of lovebut he hated it, and love.
"Well?" Relena asked, so much excitement in her voice that Heero didn't have the heart to say no.
"Hai." he said flatly.
"Oh good!!!" Relena said, sounding relieved. "I was worried that you weren't going to come."
Heero *hmphed* and hung up the phone glumly.
"What's wrong with me?" he said dazedly.
On the other side of the line Relena was smiling contentedly at the receiver. She had never expected Heero to agree to come, and she was very pleased. Heero was difficult, but he tended to make their relationship good once in a while.

Quatre Raberba Winner sat in one of the various parlors in his large mansion, waiting for the explosion. He had heard the phone ring, heard Heero answer it, and the ensuing conversation.
Now he was waiting for Heero to murder someone, as he most often did after getting off the phone with Relena.
Suddenly, he heard Duo yelp and a sudden gunshot. The braided pilot came flying across the doorway as a couple of bullets whizzed by his head.
"Hn." Quatre heard Heero say, "I can't believe I didn't reload my gun after that last time I shot at him."
Quatre decided that it was safe and poked his head out of the doorway. Trowa entered the kitchen then and leaned in the counter.
"You didn't forget," Trowa said, a half-smile on his face. "I took most of your bullets out before Relena called."
Heero glanced at him.
"You knew she was going to call?"
Trowa nodded.
"I didn't think it would do any good to warn you. She would catch up to you eventually."
Heero glared at the tall 19-year old.
"Omae o korosu!!!!!" he snarled and stalked out.
"Boy," Quatre commented to Trowa, entering the room once Heero was safely gone. "Relena can really get him worked up!"

K, this'll be continued!!!!!

Heero: Can I go now?
Chazi *shakes her head*: Nope, sorry. I'm not done. You can leave after you go skiing with Relena.
H: *Mutter mutter*
C: What?
H: Never mind. Why don't you go pick on Wufei for a while?!
C *sweet innocent smile* Because, Heero! I love you.
H *sweat drop*: Not another one!!!!