Whats up readers? BramStoker here back and better than ever with a brand spanking new SSB story for your reading pleasure! Enjoy and please R&R
A lull of boredom hung over the ceiling of the Smash Manor living room. Bowser was clipping his nails, Luigi was reading an Italian phrasebook, Ganon was laying on the sofa with a headache from the Ice Climbers' mischief, and Cloud was in the sauna room.
Suddenly a series of clattering pots and pans erupted from the kitchen doors, snapping everyone out of their bored stasis lock.
"What in the Great Goomba King is all the ruckus?!" Bowser grouched, flinging his nail clipper over his shoulder and made his way into the kitchen, to see a sight he never ever EVER wanted to see.
Palutena hummed a nonsensical ditty as she stirred and tossed some cabbages, brussel sprouts, mustard covered squash and a gross mound of green oozelike glop in a cooking bowl.
All at once, the Koopa King knew what was coming. And it was only a matter of time before it hit the Smashers like a Chain Chomper gone berserk.