The Grasshole Show

by Tsutarja97

Dimitri - a green Snivy - talks about the issues going around, he'll get serious and sometimes make you laugh. no spamming. He'll also answer any questions asked!

1. Stereotyping Snivy and Oshawott

The Grasshole Show

Chapter 1: Stereotyping Snivy and Oshawott

"Hello guys," A Snivy walked up to the camera and inrtoduced himself: "My name's Dimitri, and I'm gonna be talking about the issues around the real world and in the cyber world known as the Internet."

Dimitri then sat down in a chair, smiling at the camera and continuing: "My issue today is that I've noticed that many people are stereotyping us Snivys and Oshawotts."

The green Snivy then gave a serious look at the camera and started to say: "At first, I found it funny and so did my friend Tommy, who's a Oshawott and can get upset pretty easily. While that stereotyping has a novelty value and seems funny at first, it's starting to get old and irritating. Now I'm seeing hate art of us on DeviantART and I see a Snivy bullying an Oshawott or vice versa, c'mon guys, that's stepping over the line!"

Dimitri then pointed at the camera with some anger in his voice: "You need to learn that not all of us Snivys are mean, jackassy, two-bit douchebags and that Oshawotts are not ugly, downtrodden, moronic retards! Now thanks to that, we are hated by a lot of people, especially Oshawotts, who doesn't deserve all that hate they get! There's even been death threats posted to Tommy, now he's scared to leave his home! Thanks a lot for ruining someone because of how they look, sound and move, my message to these ignorant idiots is this:" Dimitri stood up and shouted: "You need to get a life, get a girlfriend and leave the poor things alone!"

The green Snivy gave a smug smirk and added in: "Oh, and I almost forgot! GROW UP AND GET A JOB!" Dimitri then looked at the camera with a smile and said softly: " And for those who show some common sense and not get involved in these things, I like you for doing that! It's relieving to know that we still have some people in the franchise who make sense and not take part in these stupid acts!" Dimitri stood up and departed with: "Thanks for listening and I'll see you guys next week!" and walked behind the curtains.

End of Part 1. Thanks for reading.