The underground slayers

Episode 1 The clan

I was in World Three in the wilderness, level 35.There was a drop party and noobs were swarming everywhere! Noobs to the left, noobs to the right, noobs up north, noobs down south. The plan had gone perfectly! I called my brother's level 3 clan in. Suddenly there were the words "kill'em!'. There were 1s, indicating inflicted damage, everywhere. People screamed "hollysht nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubs!". As I joined the brawl and gore I spotted people landing on there knees raising their hands in the air like they were reaching for granite mauls.

It wasn't long till the army had dwindled down to two main forces: the looters and their leader bdss and the clan and their leader mutants12345.The chat window filled with kills... inventories full of mithril and iron... the battle field miraculously cleansed of blood and boddies. Both forces wear evenly matched... reinforcments would arrive from Lumbridge any second.

Ugh... what should i do?! mutants12345 thought. We're fresh out of prayer, our food is half gone and the enemy has more experienced warriors...if I called in the flanking group they'll easily get taken down by there mages at the back... if we all charge at them there's to high of a risk of friendly fire. I wonder what she's thinking of now...

Meanwhile we'll take a look at what was going on in bdss's head: Look into my eyes and its easy to see: one and one make two, and two and one make three. It was destiny... once every hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow...

So they stood there for hours, waiting for the other to make their move but bdss was to busy listening to music and mutants12345 was thinking of what he could do with five hour old level 6s. As the members slowly had to go mutants12345's forces slowly outnumbered bdss's forces which had to occassionally break up their flanks to avoid level 70s. Mutants12345 studied their movements and found no pattern.

These people were idiots! He thought. Tired of waiting he sent in the flanking group and charged his men seconds later. Virtual swords, staffs, shields, bows and arrows were everywhere! Chaos errupted immediatly after the attack. It wasn't a battle it was a war. I felt a cold jolt in my left arm. I swiveled my head to the left. There was a axe stuck in it. WTF? This is only a game...

Then I remembered I signed my brother and myself up for a real life runescape reality. Die here and I stay dead. Scared of death I froze. Suddenly, my brother darted towards me with a wooden shield over his head covered.

"What the hell bro? I thought this game was supposed to be a fun virtual game why are you just standing there?" My sibling yelled over the racket.

"This is real! Remember? I signed us up for that ultimate runescape reality game! It isn't just a you die and you wake up from a battle. It's you die here and you stay dead!"

There was a sudden silence in our mind. What have we gotten into? Why did we sign up? Was there a chance of withdrawing before we get killed? Suddenly I felt a blunt object hit the back of my head and I was out cold.

whis was only a sample and i'm waiting for peoples oppinion if i should continue this series so... yeah please comment with a rating of one to ten. one being horrible and ten being awsomeness

credits: bdss's thoughts in the second paragraph: a clip of the song tribute by tenacious D

writer: me )

editor: silvermoon123

Character bios:

Mutants12345: def.10. str.54. attk.40. hp.??? fishing.53. woodcutting.40-50ish. cooking.50. firemaking 30-40ish. all others 1. cmbt.lvl 47.

bdss: unkown

little bro: range.30. def.2. all others 1. cmbt.lvl. 21