summery: tidus discovers he has feelins for rikku and brakes up with yuna. Kimhari is turnd on by lulus hooters. auron thinks yuna is cute. Whackeeness ahead! (tidus x rikku, kimhari x lulu, auron x yuna) (oneshot)

a/n: queenmage back with anothr fic! im on a roll lately its craaaaazeeeyyy!!! i was considurin slash but i liek het better. Wakkkka goes wit noone :( oh well. Newayz, enjoy fic and pleeze reveiw!

disclaimer: if i owned ff10 then thes pairins woulda happened :)

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Whacky Love

By: queenmage

"yuna, were thru." titus said one day.

yuna looked disbeleivingly at him. "wtf? no!"

tidus looked sadly at her. "i….i haev feelings for…rikku…"

"no! what about us?!" she cried then ran a way, not abel tto bare lookin at him.

"no yuna wait! oh nevermind. she'll under stnd an find some one." tidus went to look for rikku.

Mean while, kimhari gazed at a certin black maige. lulu was so hot an sexy. he wanted to be wit her but was too shy too make move.

Lilu saw the blue ronso lookin at her. 'waht is it kimhari?"

"kmahri loves lulu." He looked in to her eyes. 'specialy big hooter.s"

Lulu blushed. she had scretly been in love whith kimhari too. so the feelin was mutaul.

"i…i love yiu too…" she said.

"let's make ronso babies!" he ex clamed.

"hell yeah!"

Mean while, yuna was cryin by her self. she wiped her eyes and blew her nsoe. She looked up wehn some one aproched her.

'oh sir aaron." She wiped her right green eye, 'm-may i help yoo?"

Aruon looked down at her behined his sung lasses. "i need you."

"Huh?' yuna ggave him a 'wtf' look.

"be mibe alone. i want you."

"oh aauron, i'm on rebond…tidus just broek up wit me…for my beyotch of a cousin rikku…I cant get int o another relashinship so soon…"

"tidus is a fool yuna forget him an taek me i'm yours" auron got down on a knee.

Yuna slappepd her hands to her face in shokc "oh auron…tidus never wuld of…"

"forget tidus" auron took her hand, "i promised braska id look afterr you I must keep his promse"

"then make me happy beyotch," yuna said befor tackeling auron to the ground.

Mean while, tidus looked for rikku. he had to tell her his feelkngs. he feltthat stsrongly about her.

He saw the blond. he walked over to her. 'hi rikku"

she looked at him, "whadduya want?"

"you," he said embarasingly, "i just broke up wity una."

she stared at then said, "as if! go screw wakkka or some ting." she left a dissapointed tidus behinde.

"oh well, wakka it is then," he said looking for the spikeyhaird besade blissball player.

-the end-

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a/n: hahaha how was that? i persnaly liked it specialy the end :) newayz, pleeze reveiw!