Idiotically Endearing
by: Karasu Kyra
What he did was stupid—no, it was really, and truly an idiotic thing to do. He wrote 'always'. Now, some of you are thinking, 'Aww, but that's such a sweet gesture, Sasuke.'. But, no, listen and trust me when I say, no, it was really dumb.
So, yes, he wrote 'always'—such as forever—in the snow. Now, some of you are probably asking, 'How did he do that?' while some of you are already rolling on the ground laughing. Now, here's the kicker....
He wrote 'always' in the snow, with his urine. Now, those of you who were laughing are probably pissing yourselves. Those of you who were confused about how he wrote always in the snow are probably thinking to yourselves, 'Naruto, is a fucking nut.' and you are so-o right.
But, as stupid as it was, it was idiotically endearing. Because I know he meant well, because he loves me, and—I, too, think there's something seriously wrong with me, but—I take a deep breath here.... But,...I love him.
Yeah, I know, right? I don't know why or how or when it came to be, it just is. So, yes, I love him, I want to protect him, I want to be with him, to have him forever and for always, and that is why.... I take another breath—That is why I'm going to propose to him.
It just got really quiet. Oh, damn, it was only my fangirls reading this, right? Oh, shit. I cannot go to jail again. There was this time after I got back from Orochimaru, and—just no, I can't do it.
Oh, oh, Itachi. You were listening? Heh, yeah, um, I can explain. No, no I didn't say Naruto, I said...uh, Naruko, yeah, Naruko. She's really great. She, you know...?
No, you don't know? Well, um.... Bye.
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No, Kisame, no! You cannot watch.
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No video cameras, either.
...We could make money couldn't we...? Thirty dollars per five minute reel, times an unaccountable number of fangirls.... Well, we could very well get rich in the next week! Kisame, you are a genius!
Now, where's Naruto?
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AN: So.... Happy Valentine's, Pheonix. Heh, heh...yeah.... Looooooooove you.