KILL RON
DISCLAMER: I do not own Harry Potter, Hermione Granger (though I wish I did), nor any of the Kill Bill references. I don't even know if I own this plot. Personally, I blame the writer's block. None of this should be taken seriously, and I doubt this will pass for comedy of any kind. Reader discretion is…whatever. R&R, you flame me I'll flame you right back.
She looked out the window of the school infirmary, noticing that the sun was starting to rise. She looked at it, knowing that it was only one day closer to the truth of what would happen to her Harry. He would either survive the attack that they caused, or he would die. But no matter which happened to him, the ones who hurt him were going to die the most painful and horrible death that no pureblood would ever imagine.
"They tried to take everything away from me." she said, looking down to the sleeping man lying on the hospital bed in front of her. She brushed his hair away from his eyes, revealing a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead. She smiled at him before kissing his lips, glad that he no longer felt like death warmed over.
"They thought they could kill him." she said, pulling out her wand to transfigure her school robes into a skin-tight yellow suit with a black stripe running down both sides. "But that prophecy saved his life for once."
She waved her wand while muttering a spell under her breath and a long katana appeared in her hands.
"I will kill those who were in on it. Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ginny Weasly, Lavender Brown."
She pulled out the katana and held it up in a defensive stance.
"And then…I am gonna kill Ron…"
(A/N: Again…I blame the writer's block…)