School Rumble: 2nd Mooning! More Mooning! I Told You to Quit Mooning!
By: DMEX
Nadda is mine.
Part 1:
2nd Mooning!
-Somewhere in Space-
Ignignot: Is it just me, Err or are you bored out of your damn mind?
Err: Yep, I'm bored. Hey, let's go down ta Earth and annoy the crap out of those primitive girls again.
Ignignot: Great idea, Err. We shall enamor more bad habits upon Tenma and convince her of a life of crime.
-School-
(school bell rings)
Tenma sighs deeply
Makoto: What's with you Tenma?
Tenma: I was hoping that the Mooninites would show up again.
Eri: Those guys?! Tenma those two are bad news.
Akira: I shot them off the planet. It was for your own good.
Tenma (upset): THE HELL IT WAS!
Makoto: Remember how they made you ditch school for 3 days and got you to start smoking? It was better for them to get off Earth.
Eri: Besides Tenma, those two dimensional freaks kidnapped Hanai and he wasn't the same for almost 6 months.
Akira: Can you blame him?
(Hanai comes in, a bit aggravated)
Akira: Speak of the friggin devil…
Makoto: What's eating you, Hanai?
Hanai: I saw those 2 bit monsters that kidnapped me. I see them, I'll rip them to shreds.
(Harima slams his fists on his desk)
Harima (angry, toward Hanai): OH, HELL NO! I GET FIRST CRACK AT THEM! AND THEY OWE ME FOR VANDALIZING MY MOTORCYCLE!
Makoto: Where did you see them?
Hanai: They were landing in some parking lot.
Tenma: They're back! YAY!
Harima: NOT YAY! Those bastards are not allowed back.
Eri: Besides, Tenma. Life is not about making friends with the wrong people.
Window breaks
Ignignot: It's about taking friends and endorsing bad habits upon them.
Eri: What the hell are you 2 bit rejects doing here?!
Ignignot: We were bored, so we decided to come here and find some joy and excitement wherever we go.
Err (hops in classroom by broken mirror): Yeah, we kick ass and take names! BITCHES!
Tenma: Ignignot! Err! YOU'RE BACK!
(Tenma bear hugs them)
(8 bit pain sounds)
Ignignot: You are hurting us.
Err: EY LET GO ALREADY!
Tenma does
Err: Damn, woman! You got some nasty ass grip!
Harima: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Ignignot: What seems to be the issue, Hanai.
Hanai: Last time you came here you corrupted Tenma and kidnapped me and beat me up with moon rocks on the moon!
Harima: Not to mention, YOU VANDALIZED MY FRIGGIN BIKE!
Err: That was fun.
Ignignot: Indeed it was. Hanai, we're religious now. Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to care as we recite the Moon God's prayer.
Harima kicks them out the window. They land outside on the dirt
Ignignot: You have deeply offended us.
Err: For shame.
Tenma: Hey, I'll join you guys.
Err: Where'd you come from.
Ignignot: Matters not, Err. C'mon Tenmaran, let us leave this primitive learning facility so that you may have more bad habits bestowed upon you.
they leave
(8 bit chirp)
SCHOOL RUMBLE