Warnings: switched!gender OCC, AU, and a threesome. NOT A LOVE TRIANGLE, A THREESOME.

Disclaimer: Oh, come on! Why can't I own them, if only for a little bit?? Please, I'll give them back in (more or less) one piece!

A/N: Hehe… right, about this… it was kind of due to seeing a couple of fanarts of switched genders, and sexy jutsus… And I'm pretty sure – about 99.9 percent positive, actually – that someone has most probably used this idea before! (headdesk) But I couldn't help myself; I had to add my own to the pile…

And in this 'fic, Team 7 is 17-18…(Naruto is 17, Sasuke is 18, and Sakura is 17).

So… yeah. Enjoy!

"Whoa… this is… weird…" Naruto mumbled, and ran his hands up and down his now very feminine curves. Sure, he had his Sexy Jutsu to use before, but this…

"Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed, though her voice was much deeper. "Stop touching yourself! Girls don't do that!"

"Guys don't care," Naruto shot back. He then turned his attention to his other teammate, Uchiha Sasuke. But Sasuke wasn't exactly Sasuke anymore… his raven colored hair now fell down to below his shoulders, and his face was a lot softer and rounder. His hips wider, and… "Dude! Sasuke! You've got bigger boobs that Sakura does! Erm… did!"

Sasuke narrowed his eyes while Sakura whacked Naruto upside the head. "Naruto," she hissed, "stop checking Sasuke out!"

The Kyuubi Vessel rubbed the lump on the back of his head. "Eh heh… sorry Sakura," and then he turned his attention back to Sasuke. "But come on, that's so hot!"

"Naruto," the raven growled, "need I remind you that I'm a guy?"

Said blonde giggled, a red tint taking residence across his cheeks. "Sorry Sasuke-bastard, but your body says differently. I mean, look at those curves! You're almost hotter than my Sexy Jutsu!"

"Whatever." The Uchiha heir hissed, and then turned on his heel. "Come on, we need to find Kakashi-sensei. This is his fault entirely."

"Sasuke! Wait up!" Sakura cried, leaving Naruto to stare at the way Sasuke's hips swayed.

But he was rudely whacked upside the head – again – and dragged towards where their sensei was sure to be.

On the way there, the villagers kept throwing glances towards the teens that looked surprisingly like those of Team 7. But… wasn't it two boys and a girl in the group? Huh.

A daring hand slapped across Sasuke's new bottom, and he spun around. But with all the people near, he couldn't tell who had done it. "If I ever do… the guy's dead," the Uchiha decided angrily.

Although the female with red Sharingan eyes and long black hair, that shone with a blue tint in the right light, looked surprisingly like Sasuke, it couldn't be. This person was very much female, and very well sculpted. Thin but strong shoulders, dainty hands and feet, well developed breasts and curves to die for…

No, this wasn't the male Uchiha heir.

Naruto wasn't fairing much better. Men kept running their dirty hands through his beautiful blonde hair, and kept grabbing at him. He sourly wanted his old body back, now. And while Naruto's body wasn't as impressive as Sasuke's – his breasts were smaller, but perky, and his hips were less prominent – there was something highly appealing about the bright blue eyes and whiskered cheeks.

And while the men glomped after Sasuke and Naruto, the women swooned over Sakura. Her once long pink hair had taken on a style that resembled Sasuke's hair before their transformations. And although it was still pink, it was much darker, and had a red shade to it. Her once small, lithe body had changed into a well built one. It wasn't bulky, but one could see the rippling of muscles beneath her shirt.

If she wasn't so freaked out by the attention that women were giving her – or more specifically, her new, male body – she would have been flattered by all the longing looks she received. But, as it was…

After a humiliating walk that seemed to drag on forever, Team 7 reached the Academy. And, sure enough, there was Kakashi. Perched in a tree, the Jounin instructor was looking through a window; and who was on the other side? None other than Umino Iruka, of course…

"Sensei!" Naruto and Sakura shouted in their new voices, and the surprised Jounin almost fell out of his tree. Sasuke remained behind the two, his arms crossed over his new chest.

"Eh? Naruto? Sakura? … Sasuke? Is that you? You all look…"

"Like they switched genders? Why, yes, Kakashi, I would say so." Iruka called from through the window, shock and horror written clearly across his face. When he saw Kakashi almost fall, he had panicked; not much could startle a Jounin so badly, after all. But he was definitely not expecting this. He then glared at Kakashi. "What did you do?"

The grey haired shinobi looked hurt, placing a hand over his heart. "Why is that when some… misfortune happens, it's my fault?"

"Because it always is. If you weren't a major player in it, then it is in some way tied to you." Sasuke growled, though with his higher, female voice, it wasn't as frightening.

"I think…" Iruka cut off Kakashi's reply, "that you all need to come in here, and tell me exactly what happened." Sending another glare directed towards the perverted Jounin, Iruka slammed the window shut.

"So let me get this straight," Iruka drawled, in a tone that resembled Shikamaru's, "You guys were sent to bottle this… water, that changes the gender of the drinker?"

"Yup," Kakashi grinned. "Temporarily, of course… and I told them not to drink any, you know. But kids these days…" he gave an exaggerated sigh.

"Liar," Naruto pouted, his lower lip stuck out in what could be mistaken as a seductive gesture.

"The water was designed to be used in undercover missions, since most people don't know Naruto's Sexy Jutsu… and it doesn't require any chakra usage." Kakashi explained to the bewildered Iruka – and of course Team 7 listened intently. "It's a new idea, however, and we weren't really sure if it would work. Guess it does… since –"

Iruka held up a hand to stop Kakashi, "But how well does it work? I mean… since technically it's still being tested, how long are they," he waved his hand in the frustrated teens' direction, "going to be like that?"

"Don't know," Kakashi simply replied, a grin clearly visible on his hidden face.

Sasuke jumped up from his seat and grabbed the collar of Kakashi's shirt, yanking the man up to meet his eyes, "What do you mean 'you don't know'?" he demanded, and Kakashi's visible eye widened at Sasuke's strength. Even in the female body this kid was strong!

Fire blazed behind the raven's black coal eyes, "I'm not going to be stuck like this forever! Fix it!" his voice rose considerably when he added the last part, and it sounded more like a bird's screech than anything else.

In other words, it was terrifying.

Kakashi gently peeled Sasuke's hand off his shirt, afraid that the monster in front of him would simple kill him. And he thought the male Sasuke was bad!

"This is why I happen to like submissive men," Kakashi told himself mentally, and nodded as if to confirm it.

Pretending not to have noticed the two's little episode, Iruka turned to face Sakura, "We need to get you guys to the Hokage, she'll know what to do."

Sakura nodded grimly, but Naruto's face paled, "What?! We can't go to Granny Tsunade! She'll never let me hear the end of this!"

"Naruto," Iruka began slowly, "if we don't go to her, then you may be stuck like this forever. No matter what, she'll find out."

Naruto crossed his arms over his chest, but kept his mouth shut.

"Iruka-sensei, does that mean we'll have to go out in town?" Sakura's voice had a desperate sound to it. Iruka understood; she didn't want anyone knowing about her suddenly becoming male.

The scarred man stood and sighed, then went about getting Sasuke settled down enough to take him to the Hokage's office.

Tsunade kept a hand covering her mouth as to stifle the laughter and hide her grin. This was something only Team 7 could accomplish. And what a fine job they did! Although getting themselves a sex change hadn't been a priority, the buxom Hokage was very pleased with the outcome.

Seeing them in such a state of confusion and despair really gave her a kick. She couldn't help but picture her old team; Jiraiya would have been the idiot and transformed himself as well as his teammates. She would have been hitting the white haired boy, while Orochimaru would stand off to the side, trying desperately to figure out a way to change himself back. And their sensei would have laughed and walked away, telling them to dig their own way out of the hole they had dug for themselves.

She shook her head, clearing the painful feeling that shot through her whenever she pictured Orochimaru and Sarutobi-sensei.

"I don't know what to tell you." She admitted, when she was sure she could speak without bursting out laughing. "Since it hasn't been consumed before now, there's no way to know for sure how to change you all back. Of course, I'll look into it, but I'm afraid you'll have to stay that way for now."

Sasuke's eyes were narrowed, Naruto's wide, and Sakura's watery. Iruka's were horror stricken, while Kakashi's visible one shone with amusement.

Then Tsunade turned her attention to a scroll spread across her desk. Taking the hint, Iruka started herding everyone out of her office. "It's going to be a long week."

As the disorientated group left the Hokage's office, they ran into a group of fellow shinobi. Naruto tried to bolt back to the safety of the building, but Sasuke had grabbed the back of his shirt collar; if he had to suffer through this, so did Naruto.

Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Ryoushi and Shiro stood in front of their friends.(1) Or, at least, they were pretty sure they were their friends… save for the wrong gender, they were.

Kiba was the first to speak. "Uh, guys? … What happened?"

Shiro spoke up next, "Uh – you are Team 7, right?"

Looking at the floor in defeat, Sakura nodded, "Yes, we are. We… well… as you can see… we're no longer much of our old selves."

Shiro and Kiba raised eyebrows, "Huh?"

The normally quiet Shino groaned at their idiocy, and Shikamaru reached over to smack the closer of the two dunces on the back of the head; it happened to be Kiba.

"What'd I do??" he demanded, placing a hand over the swell.

The lazy shadow nin shook his head, 'tsk'd, and crossed his arms. "So how'd you guys manage this one?"

After the team had finished their story, the group before them had their eyes slightly widened. "Only you guys," Ryoushi muttered under his breath.

Shiro's eyes clouded over for a second before they brightened, "Oi, Sasuke, if you're that well developed as a female… how well endowed are you as a male?" he waggled his eyebrows. And was promptly knocked to the floor.

"Oh yes," Iruka concluded. "This is going to be a very long day."

After Shikamaru drug his group away to report to Tsunade-sama, Iruka herded the three genin – and their immature sensei – back to his apartment.

Closing the door, he turned around, placing his fists on his hips.

Sasuke was clearly sulking, his – her? – eyes darkened in anger or despair, and arms still crossed over his chest. Naruto was pulling his shirt down, complaining about how it wouldn't stay over his stupid waist, and that he felt unbalanced. Sakura was fussing over a strand of rebellious hair. And Kakashi was, of course, reading that damned book of his.

Iruka sighed. "Is anyone hungry? I don't have much, but –"

"Ramen?" Naruto piped up, giving Iruka puppy eyes.

The chunin shook his head, grinning. "Oi, Naruto… I don't think anyone wants to be seen in their current state."

Naruto's eyes clouded, and his lower lip trembled. "Oh, please, Iruka-sensei!" the blonde latched onto his ex-teacher's arm, smiling up at him with his best kicked puppy expression.

Iruka looked up towards Kakashi, to see the jounin staring wide-eyed – eye – at Naruto. That was never something Naruto did. That was… extremely girlish, for lack of better words.

Sakura simply snorted – and got two incredulous looks from her senseis. "Naruto, stop that. You're being annoying."

The blonde immediately let go of Iruka's arm, and reached up to twirl a strand of blonde hair around his finger. "Sorry…" he mumbled, eyes downcast.

But then he looked up, a large grin on his face, and latched onto Sakura's arm. "If you wanted to treat me to ramen yourself, all you had to do was ask!" he cooed, making Sakura's face color slightly.

The rosette stuttered, "I – Naruto – I don't know what you're talking about! – You were bothering Iruka-sensei!"

Naruto was still smiling prettily. He then leaned up and kissed Sakura's cheek lightly. "Come on, Sakura, I'd really love for you to take me out to ramen…"

Iruka just about fell over, and Kakashi didn't look much better off.

Sasuke stomped his foot. "Stop flirting with Sakura, Naruto!"

The blonde turned to glare at his teammate. "Shut up, Sasuke-bastard! You just want her for yourself! And stop ogling her!"

"I'm not ogling Sakura, dobe! You're the one that's hanging all over her!"

The two glared at each other, their eyes saying much more than their words ever could. Iruka stared in shock, but Kakashi seemed to find it funny, and was chuckling lightly.

"Uhm… Sasuke, Naruto…" Sakura began and both teammates turned to face her/him. "How about I take you both to ramen? Hmm?" a small smile graced thin lips.

Naruto nodded vigorously, "Hai! Please!"

Sasuke nodded a little, his face turning pink, "Yes, please, Sakura. I would really like that."

Nodding, Sakura held out her right hand, and Sasuke took it, his face expressionless once again. The raven wrapped his arms around Sakura's larger one, and walked quietly away with her. Naruto was hanging onto Sakura's left arm, bouncing up and down happily.

When the door closed behind the trio, Kakashi and Iruka turned to stare at each other. "Uhh… ?" was the first intelligent word that Iruka could think of.

But Kakashi was fluent in sutble-ese and replied, "I think that a change in hormones has taken place."

Seeing the still blank look on Iruka's face, Kakashi explained, "They're starting to think the way normal kids their age would."

Iruka blinked once. Then twice. His mouth opened, closed, and opened once again, only to snap shut.

Kakashi looked thoroughly amused. "You know, you look cute as a fish." his visible eye was curved up in an innocent smile when Iruka glared at him.

Finding his voice, Iruka snarled, "So you're telling me that Sasuke and Naruto are going to start acting like girls, while Sakura acts more like a boy?!"

Now completely serious – mostly because Iruka was starting to scare him – he nodded. "I, ah, that's the only reason I can think of…"

Letting out a long breath, Iruka let go of his anger. It wouldn't help. "So what do we do?"

Kakashi shrugged, "Nothing. The Hokage said she'd find an antidote, so all we can do it wait."

The chunin chuckled helplessly, and plopped down on a chair, placing his head in his hands. The grey-haired ninja pulled out his newest issue of Icha Icha and opened it to the marked page.

The trio walked slowly to Ichiraku, taking in the sights of Konoha; sights that they had seen before, but never really paid much mind to.

There were, however, new things to look at. There was a festival tomorrow that celebrated the anniversary of the treaty between Konohagakure and Sunagakure. Naruto and Sakura smiled and nodded to the civilians putting up the activities. Sasuke avoided most eyes, as he usually did.

They were given a few confused looks, but no one from Team 7 thought much of it. It was probably because of they were all holding onto each other. After all, how often did they do that? … Yes, that was the reason. What else could it be?

When they spotted the ramen stand, Naruto cheered and detached himself from Sakura's arm, rushing towards it. Food!

Sakura and Sasuke walked towards the stand slowly. Making some comment, the rosette pointed off to the side. Sasuke looked and nodded, the corners of his lips turned up slightly.

When Sakura reached up and pushed aside the fabric hanging infront of the stand, she moved aside and let Sasuke enter first. Naruto was already seated and working on a bowl of steaming miso ramen.

Sakura sat on Naruto's left, and Sasuke sat on her's. Ayame called out a greeting when the bell signaled their entrance. Teuchi looked up from his work and smiled.

"You're Naruto's teammates, right?" he asked with a smile, gesturing towards the blonde whom was doing nothing short of inhaling his food. They pair nodded. "Well then, what a treat! Who wants what?"

Either he didn't notice they change in them, or he figured it was just another joke Naruto had thought up. He had learned long ago that the boy loved a good laugh. He decided to play along.

Sakura, not much of a ramen fan, looked towards Naruto, "Whatever he's having." Sasuke nodded his assent.

Not long after, each had their own bowl of ramen. Naruto called out for a second. Seeing him dig into the new one, Sasuke couldn't help but snicker. "You're going to get fa-at…" he said in a sing-song voice.

Naruto glared at him, "So what? I can afford to gain a couple pounds. But you…" he gestured with his hand, then turned his attention back to his food.

Sending a glare full of daggers at Naruto, Sasuke turned back to bowl as well. He suddenly wasn't hungry anymore.

Sakura, seeing that, turned to him. "Sasuke, you need to eat."

"I'll get fat." he pouted, and narrowed his eyes at the – seemingly – innocent bowl or noodles.

"No you won't, Sasuke. You look fine, I promise." Sakura smiled at him, and his face softened.

He sighed and picked up his chopsticks, but didn't take a bite. Sakura frowned. "Sasuke, Naruto was only teasing. Please, eat."

He still wouldn't. So Sakura reached over and took the chopsticks, grabbed a healthy bit of noodles, and brought them to the raven's closed mouth. "Say 'ah'!"

Sasuke spared her a glance, but complied, opening his mouth just wide enough to admit the food. Sakura smiled and ran her knuckles across Sasuke's cheek, before leaning over and planting a feather-soft kiss there.

Sasuke's eyes widened, as did Naruto's. The blonde had been watching their antics with some amusement before. Sasuke was such a whiner. But how come he got a kiss for it??

Seizing an opportunity, Naruto stood and made his way to Sasuke's available side. "I'm sorry! I was only playing, you're very skinny and pretty, I swear!" he then wrapped his arms around the Uchiha's waist, burying his face in black locks of hair.

Sakura smiled lightly, "See? He was only playing." she then leaned over and planted a kiss on Naruto's temple, whispering a "thank you" as she pulled back.

Naruto beamed. Score! And Sasuke looked a lot less disgruntled. Good. They ate the remainder of their meal in companionable silence, save for the conversation Teuchi and his daughter were having.

When they finished, Sakura paid for everyone's dinner. "Bye, neechan! Old man!" Naruto waved, stepping out of the warm shop and into the night.

Sasuke and Sakura were waiting for him outside. When he joined them, they started walking towards the Uchiha compound to drop Sasuke off.

About halfway there, Sasuke started shivering. Sakura looked over at Naruto, to see that the blonde's lips were a blue-ish as well. The rosette frowned, and, not seeing any other solution, she threw an arm around each other their shoulders, bringing them closer to her sides. "You guys were cold, so we can share body heat," she answered their questioning looks. Rubbing their arms, she tried to warm them. Sasuke and Naruto wiggled closer to her, contented smiles on each other their faces.

"I love you two…" Sakura wasn't at all surprised by her inner confession. She's realized long ago that she had fallen deeply in love with Sasuke, and, over the years, she had fallen for Naruto as well. She loved them both equally, but for some reason, she was acting on her emotions. She'd never done that before.

It never occurred to her that it may have been because guy's tended to be bolder. Because to her, she'd been male all her life. And to Naruto and the Uchiha, they'd always been female.

Sasuke hummed quietly to himself, feeling very content for the first time in awhile. He was with the two people he loved and – Woah. Wait… what? Loved? Who??

Against his wishes, his face turned red. Sure, he'd always cared for his teammates, and although that had gone deeper over the years, wasn't love a little too much? Sure, he loved them, but to be in love with them?

But when he looked up at Sakura, and then over at Naruto's bowed head, he knew that there was no mistaking it. He was in love with his teammates. Both of them. His quarrels with Naruto was his way of flirting, and his ignoring Sakura was only so he didn't embarrass himself. It made sense… but… No. He wasn't going to think about it, he was just going to enjoy the feeling of being near them.

As soon as Sakura had tugged him and Sasuke closer, Naruto immediately became aware of the intimacy that they were showing each other. And the fact that he was enjoying it. Sure, he'd always had a crush on Sakura, and he'd always thought that Sasuke was pretty… but… what he felt for his teammates right now was much deeper than love.

Bowing his head, he let his thoughts wander. Did they feel the same… ? But he didn't trust to hope. Instead, he decided to enjoy it while it lasted. Before he became the dobe again, before Sasuke became the bastard again, and before Sakura became just his teammate again.

The closer they came to the Uchiha compound, the stronger Sakura's resolve was. She was going to do it, she was no longer going to hide her feelings; she was going to ask the two she loved to come with her to the festival tomorrow. And fuck whoever thought it was wrong. It was love; it wasn't supposed to have boundaries.

A smile graced her face as they reached the gate surrounding the large estate Sasuke lived in. Here goes nothing…

"Sasuke, wait," the raven turned around, dropping his hand from the gate, a curious expression on his face. "I need to talk to you, both of you."

She sighed. "I – don't really know where to start, but… will you two go with me to the festival tomorrow?"

There was a pause, and Sakura thought they were going to run. But then Naruto spoke, "Both of us… ?" he sounded hesitant. Sakura really hoped it was because he was giving it some thought, instead of being disgusted.

"Yes…" she nodded, waiting for the worst.

And then a large grin spread across Naruto's face. "Yes! I'd love to!"

Sakura remained calm, although internally she was dancing. One down, one to go… "Sasuke?"

The Uchiha was looking at the ground, his face a little red. "Oh, please don't explode… please don't call me and Naruto freaks…"

When Sasuke finally looked up, his face was beat red, and he refused to meet either of their eyes. "I'd… like that, Sakura. Naruto." he smiled ever so lightly, the corners of his lips barely turning up.

Sakura grinned, her face tinting pink. "I… well, since it's along the same subject… is it okay if I tell you guys something?"

Sasuke and Naruto nodded earnestly. The rosette took a deep breath, and let it out slowly. "Erm… well… for a while now…" she trailed off.

"For a while now… ?" Naruto asked, and shut up when Sasuke threw him a glare.

She tried again, "For awhile now… I've… had feelings for you two. Deep feelings, beyond those of normal friendships… and I don't want to freak either of you two out, but… I love you. Both of you."

A large grin was on Naruto's face again, and his eyes were a little watery. Sasuke looked speechless, and was trying fruitlessly to get his face void of expression.

Naruto, always the ice-breaker, was the first to speak. "For awhile now… I've felt the same. You two mean the world to me; I'd protect you with my life," and he couldn't help but add a shy, "Believe it!"

The two turned to Sasuke. He was staring off to the side, but when he felt their eyes on him, he spared them a glace. Never one for words, he said the first thing that came to mind. "Are you two done making my ears bleed yet…?"

Sakura and Naruto, both very fluent in Sasuke-ese, grinned. He loved them! They weren't freaks to him!

Tongue-tied, Sakura stumbled through her sentences. "I – I mean… that, I'll pick you two up tomorrow in time for the festival?" They nodded, smiling – well, Naruto was. Sasuke was smirking.

Sakura then stepped towards the entrance of the Uchiha compound, opening the gate for Sasuke. "Goodnight, Sasuke."

As he was about to walk past, Naruto grabbed his wrist. Turning the boy around, the blonde quickly pressed their lips together. And as quick as it happened, it was over.

Shocked, Sasuke mumbled something unintelligible. Then turned to Sakura, he raised an eyebrow, "Well?"

She chuckled sheepishly, then leaned down and brushed her lips across his cheek. Having enough mush for the night, Sasuke turned and walked towards his home. "'Night Sasuke!" "See you tomorrow!" were shouted at his back. He raised a hand in farewell before disappearing inside his home.

Once the door slide shut, Sakura turned to face Naruto. "Come on, I'll walk you home." Smiling, Naruto walked towards her, lacing their fingers together. Sakura was pleasantly surprised.

They walked slowly, enjoying each other's company. "Hey, Sakura…"

"Hmm?"

"How long have you… you know, been planning on telling us you liked us?"

"It's more than a crush, Naruto. I'm in love with you two. So much that it hurts sometimes."

The blonde smiled weakly. "Sorry, Sakura… so, how long have you?"

"Well… actually, I never planned on doing anything about it. I was just planning on riding the wave; let whatever happen on it's own."

"Mm… okay." he chuckled.

She raised a curious eyebrow at him. "What?"

"Nothing… just glad you did do something about it, is all." he stopped walking, and Sakura realized they'd reached his apartment complex.

"Oh. Right… well, goodnight, I'll see you tomorrow."

"Yeah." Sakura suddenly felt her mouth go dry. She licked her lips subconsciously. Oh god, he was staring at her. She couldn't look away, either... she was leaning forward before she knew what was happening. No turning back now…

Their lips touched, hesitantly at first, but soon love overrode their nerves. Sakura wrapped her arms around Naruto's slim waist, pulling their bodies together. Naruto slipped his arms around her neck as they continued the heated and sloppy kiss.

Sakura's tongue darted out to probe at the seam of Naruto's lips, and he granted her access without a second thought. The rosette plundered his mouth, memorizing every crevice, memorizing his taste – which was an intoxicating mixture of vanilla and ramen. It made sense; they'd just eaten ramen, after all. She wondered ideally how he would taste after he ate chocolate.

They both groaned as their tongues connected, and Sakura tightened her hold around his waist.

When the need for air broke them apart, Sakura nibbled on his bottom lip before pulling away, breathing hard. Their foreheads rested against each other, and their breaths mingled.

"I love you, Sakura Haruno."

She grinned, "And I love you, Naruto Uzumaki."

They kissed briefly before Naruto went inside and Sakura headed home.

When Sakura entered her house, she winced when she saw it was past eleven at night. To make matters worse, her parents were still up.

Slipping her sandals off, she braced herself for her parents' scolding. When she entered the living room, her mother and father stopped talking, turning to look at her.

"Where have you been, Sakura?" her mother asked, but she didn't sound angry.

"Uhm, out with Naruto and Sasuke. Training." she hoped her face wasn't too red.

Her father nodded, "Well, it's very late. You should get to bed."

"Hai," she made her way towards the stairs, but stopped. Turning, she addressed her parents. "Mom, dad, tomorrow I'm going to the festival with Naruto and Sasuke." when they glanced at her curiously, she flushed. "Just thought you should know…"

And then she vanished up the stairs.

When they heard a door close and a shower turn on, they turned to each other and sighed. "I wonder how long this will last…"

After Team 7 had left Iruka's, Kakashi himself had been confused. They had followed the group of chunins around, and their fears were confirmed. They had no memory of ever being of the different gender. Sasuke still had the curse seal, he knows what happened with Itachi and Orochimaru, but he thinks that he had always been female. The same with Sakura and Naruto.

The pair had reported to Tsunade immediately, and seeing how serious the situation was, she ordered everyone in the village to act as if that's the way things had always been. Naruto's room had been "girl-ified", as well as Sasuke's. Sakura's parents had been told as well, and they redesigned her room.

It had been a terribly hard task, but everyone of some importance had been told. No need to freak the group out, after all. So until Tsunade could make an remedy, they were to never know that they'd been any different before.

(1) Ryoushi and Shiro are my OC's... and are in almost every one of my 'fics, along with their other teammate, Rhea.

A/N: Okay... this is going to be a two-shot. The festival is in the next chapter, and then it will be done. I might write a sequel, though... eh. Maybe. There isn't much of a plot, but it sure as hell was fun to write! Hope you liked it, and please review. k'thnxbye.