"Oh Karkat" I yelled "Where's my pepperoni pizza at?"
My name is Terezi Pyrope and i just want some pizza. looked everywhere in the house but there was just no pizza anywhere. she ordered it 15 minutes ago. Papa Johns is always about 10 minutes. John totally owes me a pepperoni pizza. As i walk into the living room i see the TV is playing Trollventure time with karkat just standing there.
"Karkat have you seen my pizza"
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"Answer me please"
It turns out that karkat feel asleep standing up again. Oh that crazy sleep stander. Oh, by the way, guess what i found on the couch right next to him. My pizza with a karkat's teeth shaped bite whole. That crazy pizza stealing sleep stander. Well It's only a bit and its not like i haven't had karkats moouth germs in my mouth before (hehe). I sat down on the couch and ate my pizza. The red pepperonis are my favorite part. I guess i'll watch Trollventure time. But wait, what is that, in the way of the screen, could it be? Yes it is.
KARKATS CHOICE PLUSH RUMP (AKA his butt)
Holy crap that thing is right there. You can see the juiciness even with his pants on. I don't think it has been this plush since the day we moved in here with dave and jade. Should I? Would I? I would. I should.
It's a good thing karkat is such a heavy sleep stander. I was just hugging that rump as hard as any rump i have ever hugged (well this is the 2nd one but we don't talk about the 1st time) I started to pull karkats pants down while trying my best to keep the front of his pants to cover the crotch because i wanna focus on the rump. I started licking it. Weird and wrong i know but i couldn't help my self. It was that perfect of a rear. It was hot.
Terezi closed her hand-made short story comic book. "And that's what i did when you were out," She said gleefully.
"TEREZI I SWEAR TO GOOD" Karkat responded.