Hey guys. I don't really think I'm going to make an actual book out of this. I'm just going to keep adding on. I don't really think there's going to be much decepticon fighting going on, just because they're dumb. You'll see the plot the more you read. Lemme know what you think. :)

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Optimus squinted his optics as he onlined them straight into the light. He closed them again, and rolled over on his berth. He didn't care what time it was, he was tired. He was going to sleep a little longer.

"Optimus," he heard someone hiss right in his audio receptors.

He swatted his servo at the intruder and rolled over onto his other side. "Let me be," he grumbled, trying to slip back into recharge.

"No, Optimus. You need to wake up."

The great Prime recognized the voice of his chief medical officer from the moment he first heard it. But as Ratchet continue to talk him awake, something about it seemed...off. It wasn't as, metallic, as it normally was.

"Optimus, something has gone terribly wrong,"

Optimus onlined his optics on more time, and looked in the direction of the voice. Instead of the white metallic Cybertronian that he knew to be one of his closest friends, stood a very muscular human. It seemed like Ratchet was somewhere else, but Prime hesitated.

Have humans always seemed to be that size up close?

"Sir," the human said, only it was Ironhide's voice! "We've got a problem." And with that, he held up a mirror, and the Prime was met with two human eyes and a human face.

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"I don't know what it is, Optimus," Ratchet said, standing on top of the space bar looking at the now oversized monitors before him. "None of the tests that I have ran through have helped me with any bit of this."

"So we're stuck as… as these fleshy things?" Ultra Magnus said, looking down his own body in disgust.

"Don't be so blue, man." Miko stepped forward, a big smile spread across his face. "Being a human totally rocks!" She stuck her pinky and index finger in the air, falling to her knees and throwing her head back.

Jack stepped forward, and placed a hand on her shoulder. "We'll show you how to have fun," he smiled at Arcee who just rolled her eyes at the kid before her.

"But we have no way to travel," Ratchet complained, jumping off of the computer and onto the ground. "Sure, we have the groundbridge but there is no way we can just walk every with these things." he shook his left leg and looked it it deeply.

"Perhaps I can help with that," Agent Fowler said as he waved to his right.

There, standing in all it's glory, was a big, yellow -

"A school bus?" Jack asked.

"Are you serious? Out of all the things in the world….a school bus?" Miko complained, slouching her shoulders forward.

"As it may seem, our predicament is quite unpleasant." Optimus addressed his team. "However, in the time which we are stuck in this … alien form, we would be wise to take advantage of it, and learn of our allies' culture." He looked to the kids again. "And we would much appreciate the help of those we call our friends."

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"What are we going to do first?" Raf asked the group.

With Arcee driving, the group crowded the school bus. Jack sat directly behind the driver's seat, with Miko and Bulkhead behind him, then came Raf and Bumblebee. Ratchet was in the back slouched over an iPad searching up more information looking for something that would help their predicament. Wheeljack sat beside Bulkhead and was wrestling the man for space. Optimus sat cooly in the middle, as relaxed as one could be in a school bus. Ultra Magnus sat across from Jack, watching the human closely.

"We should go to a rock concert!" Miko yelled excitedly.

"NO!" almost everyone yelled at once.

"Party poopers," she growled, folding her arms in front of her chest and looking out the window.

"No, I have a better idea," Jack smirked. "Something, that every human, no matter how old or young, loves doing."