Ed, Edd, and Grim
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Kevin watched unimpressed as the Eds tried to 'wow' him yet another scam.
He laughed. "I didn't think it possible, but you've out-dorked yourself!"
He jumped on his bike and rode away-
SPLAT!
Only to be smashed to a bloody paste by a strange, filthy dwarf that fell from the sky.
"Let's tone down those colors!" Shouted the dwarf.
Edd and Eddy were speechless. Ed on the other hand-
"Oh, my toast! Your Grim Mcgee! Can I have your autograph!?"
Grim smiled and snapped his fingers. Suddenly the comic Ed was holding out became signed...it also began to rip off Ed's head.
Ed chuckles. "Awwwww, it likes me!"
Edd coughed nervously. "Uh...Ed? Would you mind introducing us to your...uh...friend?"
Ed smiled. "This is Grim Mcgee! He's my favorite Video game character! He makes stories interesting and exciting!"
A thoughtful look then came to his face. He turned to look back at Grim.
"Wait, why aren't you in fairy tale land? Gasp! Did you run out of gravy?"
Grim chuckled and pat the boy on the back. "No, nothing like that my dear boy!"
Simply put...the Fairy tale fad is once more on the downward spiral; and I felt it prudent to look for a new job while my credentials were still 'fresh'."
He looks at the edd's. "Don't suppose I could join your little outfit here, maybe?"
Eddy finally shook himself out of his shock. "Well...I...I mean...Wait, what exactly do you do?" He asked confused.
Grim smiled. "Allow me to demonstrate." Suddenly music started to play-
THESE FAIRY TALES ARE MUCH TOO CLEAN!
Shouted Grim as he but stomped the pavement into darkness
SO DULL AND DRY, A LIFELESS DREAM!
He shouts as he jumps around Ed
I'LL BREW EM' BLEAK!
-then Edd
I'LL CRAFT EM' DARK!
-then Eddy
TO MAKE EM' GRIM AS MY OWN HEART!
Grim snaps his fingers and Edds are poofed into darker filthier versions of themselves-
Edd promptly faints
MY GUTS FILL UP WITH "PRETTY TALES"!
Grim gestures with disgust at Sarah and Jimmy as they play hopscotch-
THEIR PRISSY CUTENESS NEVER FAILS, TO MAKE ME PUKE!
TO LOSE MY WITS!
SPLAT! A giant Boar gores Jimmy!
TO ROT MY TEETH!
Splat! Now it poops on Sarah!
AND GIVE ME FITS!
Grim starts to jump about
UP THE RANCID(POOF! Dolls were now beasts), STALE(Gravy was now Poison) AND FOUL!(POOF! corn was now snakes)
DESPISE THE HAPPY ENDING!
POOF! CRASH! A bus runs over a wedding party!
GROSS AND NASTY MAKE ME HOWL!
THOUGH THEY MAYBE OFFENDING!
He starts to run, and Ed follows. And watches in wonder as his presence corrupts the very land itself
I'M HERE TO TELL TRUE TALES OF BLIGHT!
OF FEAR, AND WOE. BRING BACK THE NIGHT!
I HATE DUMB LUCK! I ADORE UPCHUCK!
MY HUMBLE GOAL IS TO RUN AMUCK!
He shouts as he jumps back to where he started, just as the Cul-de-sac bursts into flames!
Eddy just stands there speechless...then: "So when can you start?"
Edd looks at him incredulous. "Don't judge me, I want to live!" Whispers Eddy furiously!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Also this is an example of my "GRIMM TALES" challenge. For more info on this and other challenges read my profile!
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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