My name is Edward but most people call me Donkey. I am not much for all the frilly "Once upon a time" and all that but I am a fairytale character. You can say that I am judgmental but I just say that I am opinionated and I express my thoughts through words. Before I start stating my opinion about other characters, I am going to talk about myself. I would call myself a… perfect donkey. I have everything you could want: I'm hot, smart, funny, "nice", friendly, and I AM A DONKEY! I am married to a dragon which is flippin' amazing and I have three mini dragon and donkey babies which are adorable. Not only are they absolutely exactly like me, but they also breathe fire! So cute! Enough about the annoying little brats, back to me. My best friend is an ogre and I am a donkey so how could it be any better than that?! I guess that is pretty much it about me so… I have to go now to feed my fire breathing rascals. Ughhhh!