Hi guys, I'm back! I know I promised to write about how Haruhi and Tamaki got married, but I haven't been hitting much luck with that. Like, I have the story, but I need to flesh it out.
Anyway, here I am! This is just a short onset. Sorta related to the promised story.
Enjoy! R and R!
I do not own OHSHC.
My list of Things to Do TODAY!
(That means no having Haruhi do them for you on the premise that you are tired, Ranka-san, you sneaky tranny.)
1) Get groceries. DO NOT LET HARUHI DO THIS ONE. NOT EVEN IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY TIRED.
2) Pick up clothes from dry cleaners.
3) Have fuu~uuuun! At work, of course. *awkward coughing*
A Day In The Life of the Host Club's Former King,
OR,
My To Do List (on a recording)
1) Let Haruhi I love her! Like, twenty times. I think that'll make her happy, right, Antoinette?
2) Prank the evil dopplegangers. I still haven't gotten them back for all the damage to my poor face from two days ago. (A/N: If you have NO idea what I am talking about, read Spring Day.)
3) Get presents for Ranka-san. Antoinette, what do trannies like? Oh, wait, I'm recording. Sorry, Antoinette, busy right now. Yes, I know, I want to play t-HEY! *giggling* *muffled barks* *Tamaki shouting to go get the golden chew toy.* *Millions of random middle-class and lower-class people screaming in anger at Tamaki giving his dog toy that is literally golden*
4) Anyway. Make sure that Haruhi is in front of me at all times when we go to see her father.
5) Play piano. Have to keep my skills up.
To Do: Ranka-san: 12 o' clock edition
1) Find some way to keep my sweet, perfect, DARLING Haruh from marrying that (censored for several words) idiot.
2) Beat up said idiot. Several times.
3-19707) Repeat 2. You can't be too sure.
Tamaki: To Do: The Humbled Edition: Written Down With the Intent of Recording Later Due to A Fractured Jaw
1) Hire Emzango Alonte, the hit man.
2) MAKE SURE HARUHI DOESN'T FIND OUT.
3) If Alonte fails, secretly change the wedding date and/or venue.
4) Ice my poor face.
5) Beat up those evil doppelgängers since Haruhi would kill me if I harmed her dad, and those two are the next best thing. (note to self: REALLY REAAAAAAALLY make sure Alonte does his job well. After all, what's one missing tranny?)
Ok, thats all! Sorry, it's short, but I think it does its job. I don't think it needs to be any longer, since it is really MEANT to be a oneshot.
On the promised story, IM SORRY I WILL DO IT ASAP.
On a different note, I have my own website now! It's .com. Please go to it! You don't even have to say who you are or where I know you from (in this case fan fiction) but I would really appreciate it if you visited it.
I think I might do another oneshot at some later time written AAAAAAALL in text talk. So like,
"hey haruhi, its tamaki, ur bf. more gave me ur #.
HAHA LOL i don't need 2 say I'm ur bf, do i? unless u have 1...hmm...jk!"
Of course, it wouldn't be that, but something like of actual substance.