The Great Debate: The Beginning!

Fanoflotsofthings: Hey everyone! This is a new thing I decided to try and see what everyone has to say. These chats will be called "The Great Debates" and every once in awhile I might write one of these chats. So people what do you want to talk about people?

Everyone: We don't know! You're the author!

Fanoflotsofthings: I know but I wanted to see if you guys had any good ideas. Don't worry I already had some topics which include, drum roll please(drum roll in background) Ed's size and Roy's attitude! Yah!!!

Ed and Roy: WHAT!!!

Fanoflotsofthings: Lol, you guys are silly. Anyways anyone can say what they want about these topics.

Al: Don't worry Ed, I love you just the way you are.

Fanoflotsofthings: That's only because he's your lover.

Al: (blushing)

Roy: What the hell why does Ed get a fucking buddy and I don't?!

Fanoflotsofthings: I believe the term is Lover not fucking buddy. One point for Roy! Besides like I have said before I just don't like you very much right now.

Roy: What the hell was the point for?!

Fanoflotsofthings: Okay the person with most point at the end loses. (evil smile)

Roy: I should be scared but I'm not.

Izumi: I'm scared and I'm the scariest one on the series.

Fanoflotsofthings: I think we can all agree on that, and you so should be scared. Anyways I want more comments!

Envy: Ed doesn't need to be tall he has enough attitude to make up for it.

Fanoflotsofthings: I totally agree -1 for Ed!

Roy: (glaring)

Lust: Roy needs to stop obsessing over mini-skirts I mean really that's degrading to women!

Fanoflotsofthings: Agreed! 1 point to Colonel Bastard!

Roy: What the hell how is that fare, doesn't it make the girls hotter?

Lust, Riza, Sloth, Izumi, and Winry: NO IT MAKES US LOOK LIKE SEX TOYES!!!

Fanoflotsofthings: Ouch another point to the Bastard!

Roy: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! Why hasn't anyone said anything about Ed the chibi!

Riza: But cibies are adorable!!!

Fanoflotsofthings: Oh, another -1 point goes to Ed.

Roy: You all suck! So Al you want to get out of here?

Fanoflotsofthings: Roy you better take that back before…(Roy is slammed into ten different walls)…never mind. Another -10 points goes to Ed and Roy gets another 20 points, 10 for how many walls and another 10 for trying to steal someone's boyfriend that is not right! I bet we can all agree on that.

Hughes: Who wants to see my sweet daughter?!

Fanoflotsofthings: NO ONE!!!

Hughes: Awwww, commmmeeeee onnnnnnnnnn!

Fanoflotsofthings: NO! Falman and Havoc can you deal with him and Roy please. (Hughes and Roy tortured in a near by room)…anyways back to debate!

Riza: When ever Ed is called anything that is small it's always cute! Have you ever noticed that?

Fanoflotsofthings: Now that you mention it yes! Another -1 one goes to Ed!

Ed and Al: (Making out in another room)

Fanoflotsofthings: o_O We better leave them alone, so the score is, drum role please (drum role in background) Roy with 23 points! Ed with -12! Yep Ed wins!!! Well I hoped you were entertained because I sure was.

Roy: Comment!!!

Fanoflotsofthings: When did you get back? I thought you were being tortured and was knocked out.

Roy: I escaped and I was only pretending.

Fanoflotsofthings: Oh… Second part is bullshit! Izumi if you want to, you can have fun with Roy.

Roy: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (dragged away to have fun with Izumi which is not sex but something way worse and he's screaming the whole time)

Fanoflotsofthings: Now that is taken care of. Comment and tell me if you would like me to continue these debates, but most likely I'm going to.

Everyone: Hoped you enjoyed it!!!

Wrath: Hey I wasn't in the chat!

Everyone: NO ONE CARES WRATH!!!