Order Girl
Parody of: Barbie Girl by Aqua
Well it's about TIME I fell into the mainstream again! Hello. I did a parody of Barbie Girl. Only it's sung by Larxene. You know. LARXENE. Yeah. I don't like the Organization but oh well. Just don't hurt me.
Okay. So I was listening to Barbie Girl and suddenly I got this idea: "I want to parody Barbie Girl!" So then I started to get thinking. What would be funny? LARXENE singing it. Because Larxene would never do that. Plus, she was the only one I could make the lyrics fit to.
By 'Order' I mean 'XIII Order', an alternative name for the Organization, you n00bs.
Vexen is Ken because their names rhymed. Plus... Larxene would never love anyone because she's got no heart. (Not that THAT has to do with love.) And she's a cold-hearted bitch. Can't forget that one!
Any italicized words are spoken by Vexen. Those that aren't are sung by Larxene.
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Hiya, Larxene
Hi, Vexen
Wanna go for a ride?
No way, Vexen.
I'm an Order girl in an Order world
Life with twelve men, more than seven
And if you touch my hair, I'll kick your derier
'Til next Tuesday, so I say 'no way'!
Come on Larxene let's go party
I'm an Order girl in an Order world
Life with twelve men, more than seven
And if you touch my hair, I'll kick your derier
'Til next Tuesday, so I say 'no way'!
I'm a blonde single girl in an Orderly world
And if you leave me in the grass I'll kick your ass
Kick my ass? What back-sass
Get your butt in the car or I'll really run you over
Don't you touch, don't you play
Don't you say, "I'm always yours"
I'm an Order girl in an Order world
Life with twelve men, more than seven
And if you touch my hair, I'll kick your derier
'Til next Tuesday, so I say 'no way'!
Come on Larxene let's go party
No, no, no way
Come on Larxene let's go party
No-oh! No-oh!
Come on Larxene let's go party
No, no, no way
Come on Larxene let's go party
No-oh! No-oh!
I'll back talk I'll pimp walk do whatever I please
But there's no way in hell that I'll beg on my knees
Such infidelity you're showing right now
If I could I would kill you just like that
Don't you touch, don't you play
Don't you say, "I'm always yours"
Don't you touch, don't you play
Don't you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on Larxene let's go party
No, no, no way
Come on Larxene let's go party
No-oh! No-oh!
Come on Larxene let's go party
No, no, no way
Come on Larxene let's go party
No-oh! No-oh!
I'm an Order girl in an Order world
Life with twelve men, more than seven
And if you touch my hair, I'll kick your derier
'Til next Tuesday, so I say 'no way'!
I'm an Order girl in an Order world
Life with twelve men, more than seven
And if you touch my hair, I'll kick your derier
'Til next Tuesday, so I say 'no way'!
Come on Larxene let's go party
No, no, no way
Come on Larxene let's go party
No-oh! No-oh!
Come on Larxene let's go party
No, no, no way
Come on Larxene let's go party
No-oh! No-oh!
I'm having no fun at all!
Well, Larxene, that's because you're a bitch
Oh, I hate you Vexen