Is This Some Kind of Joke?

Disclaimer - I do not own the Total Drama series or any of the characters. Most of these jokes aren't mine either and are twists of things that already exist.

Hey, everybody! It's me, Purple Bandit, with a new series!

I've got funny sketches, hilarious parodies, and comedic short stories, starring your favorite Total Drama characters! I hope you enjoy a fresh take on some classic jokes and original creations. Let us begin.

1 – Funniest Joke in the World

Owen and Scott were walking through the dense jungle, both of them with rifles in their hands.

"Owen likes being a hunter." Owen said.

"Yeah, yeah. Just call out if you see anything." Scott said impatiently.

The redhead had gotten hungry and was hoping to get a quick meal. Owen was a good hunting buddy, but with him tagging along, it meant the needed to catch something big enough to fill both their appetites, like a deer.

Suddenly, Scott fell to the ground, clutching his chest.

"Great Scott! What's wrong!?" Owen asked, rushing up to him.

"Call… a doctor…" Scott said in between deep breaths.

As he was lying around on the ground, Owen whipped out his phone. After dialing a number, he began to panic over what to say.

"Hello?" A gruff voice answered.

"Chef! You gotta help me! Scott just fell on the ground while we were out hunting! I don't know what to do!"

"Well, the first thing you should do is call a real doctor, foo! How you expect me to help you?" Chef answered irately.

"Oh, right." Owen said sheepishly before hanging up.

"Dang teenagers." Chef muttered to himself. He returned to polishing his nails and watchingiCarly while listening to 'Friday' at full blast.

Meanwhile, back at the jungle, Owen was seriously freaking out.

The blonde was running around in circles.

"What do I do? Who do I call? I don't know anyone with medical experience! Oh, I'll call Tyler or Izzy!"

He was about to dial Tyler's number when Scott spoke up.

"Call… Bridgette…" He said. "I think… I have… a heart attack."

"You know, I thought I would be the one to get a heart attack since I'm overweight and I eat so much."

"Hurry up!" Scott said.

"Alright, alright." Owen said, calling Bridgette. "It's not like you're dying or anything."

Scott scowled at him.

"Hello?" Bridgette asked.

"Hey, Bridgette! How are things going with Geoff?"

"Um… fine. I guess. Is this why you called?"

"No! I have a situation here. Scott and I were out hunting in the jungle and he frickin' collapsed."

Owen looked at Scott, who had stopped moving. "You gotta help me!"

"Okay, okay. Calm down." Bridgette said. "Bring him down to the hospital I work at."

"Oh thank you! You're a lifesaver!" Owen said.

He had picked up Scott and was going to carry him out of the jungle when Bridgette said something to him over the phone.

"Wait! How's his appearance? Does he look any different?" Bridgette said.

Owen eyed Scott's body.

"Well, his eyes are glazed and he's not breathing." Owen said, his eyes widening. "Oh, crap. I think he might be dead!"

Bridgette was taken aback but regained her composure.

"I see. I don't want to waste your time, energy and money by bringing him over here to find out he's already passed away."

"Oh, right."

"Listen to me very closely." Bridgette said. "I can help you, but I need you to do one thing first."

"What's that?" Owen asked.

"Make sure he's dead." Bridgette said.

There was a silence. After a while, a gunshot was heard.

Owen gets back on the phone. "Okay, he's dead. Now, what?"

I kid you not. This really is the world's funniest joke. Look it up if you like.

I felt this was a good sketch to begin with. Of course, I added a few embellishments to make it lengthier and Total Drama flavored.

Well, I hoped you enjoyed it. Stick around, because there's plenty more where that came from!