So, this isn't really worthy of a disclaimer but uh, this fanfic will waste a few seconds of your life with this pointess plot.
DmC belongs to Ninja Theory.
Dante and Vergil stood side by side. Dante in his usual jacket with a british sigil, and Vergil, transparent as fuck. Seriously, he was a spooky ghost man.
"We make a good team don't we?"
"Fuck off."
"Don't mind if I do."
"Ew das gay."
"Jerk."
"Bitch"
"WRONG FANDOM DANTE!" Vergil then gibbs slapped Dante across the face with his transparent hand and took off his jacket.
"Dante, Dante I feel, hollow inside."
"Let's fix that." You could hear the sound of a zipper going down, then halfway the white haired twin stopped his zipping brother.
"I have a bigger dick." He said suddenly.
"Let's compare." Dante said. Immediately Vergil reached for his zipper and then tugged it down, suddenly he cursed.
"OW, OW FUCK THE ZIPPER GOT CAUGHT!"
"That's what you get for going commando-Oh wow your junk really is big. Dude, like, how do you not trip over that? Your dick is huge dude."
"It's called keeping it in your pants my friend. Now let's fuck"
"But we're brothers-"
"PON PON WEI WEI WEI." Vergil started singing randomly.
Then the universe imploded because Multiverse shiz the end.
And thus it was proved Vergil's dick, is indeed bigger.
This fanfic was intended to waste your time and be terrible.
My friends and I were in a call and because my profile picture was Dante sticking his hand down his pants it sparked a link to a scene from the new game where Dante and Vergil have a little brotherly back and forth, and a whole conversation and parodying the scene. Except, this is not a viable parody, I am aware.
DON'T H8, but then again you can't appreciate shit like this fanfic.