one-shots for the win.

This is set in my inner universe (Which is basically a cross-over with Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Yu-Gi-Oh (up to Zexal), D. Gray Man, Gravitation, Hetalia, Teen Titans, and Harry Potter) so if you're somewhat confused, all you need to know is that everyone knows my OCC, Jazzybelle, on a very familiar level.

Warnings: OCCish Sasuke, OCCish Naruto, one OCC. Cross-over with Naruto and Kingdom Hearts.


Censors

Sora stared at the dark-skinned girl before him before shaking his head as the girl cheered. Jazzybelle, the girl, has just come up with a system that censors words and items. Sora wasn't too sure it would work out real well. After all, knowing what types of words people actually say is so much more fun than hearing beeps instead.

"Are you sure they'll even work?" He asked causing the girl to scowl at him.

"Of course they'll work! This is the work of Jazzybelle if you have forgotten! Rarely does any of the shit I come up with backfire!" The over-confident girl strutted out of the room with the brunette following him.

Before the young Keyblader could insist a little more, he noticed a fuming Sasuke standing a few meters away from an apparently amused Naruto. The blond had an expectant look in his eye with an eyebrow up as he gazed towards the angry Uchiha.

Sora and Jazzybelle looked between the two, wondering what the hell had happened for Sasuke to be so close to (possibly) killing Naruto?

"NARUTO! YOU (censored) (censored) (censored)! I SHOULD TAKE YOU TO (censored) (censored) AND TAKE YOUR (censored) (censored) AND LEAVE IT THERE, YOU SON OF A (censored)! DROP THAT (censored) SMIRK BECAUSE WAKING UP TO A (censored) (censored) (-this is a lot of beeps…- censored) LOG IS NOT A (censored) (censored) GOOD WAY TO (censored) WAKE UP."

...

Log?

It would explain so much…

'Sasuke has issues,' Sora agreed with Roxas on that one. Meanwhile, Jazzybelle had a look of realization.

'So basically, Sasuke woke up to a log beside him and he knew Naruto liked to poke fun at how much he hates logs,' Jazzybelle summarized in her mind as Sasuke began to walk away.

"Ne…Sasuke," The Uchiha glared over his shoulder at the blond who had a sly smile on his face, "I ate your tomato sandwich."

Immediately after that statement was said, Naruto's face met Sasuke's pale fist. "YOU (censored) SON OF A (censored)!"

As Sora and Jazzybelle mused over the scene, the girl of the two came up with a conclusion.

"Things aren't as fun with censors…" She sheepishly told Sora who rose a 'No, duh' eyebrow at her.


Yeah... this may be based off of Yu-Gi-Oh abridged. xD

~Kitsune-Ohime-Sama~