My Zinc fan fiction
hey everybody this is my very first fan fiction so plz go easy on me and this is the fist chapter of many and ill update each fan fic weekly R&R
In Ganadorf's castle. "Link will find me you know and he will save me." Says Zelda chained to a wall. "I will believe it when I see it! My sweet little princess." Ganadorf smiles creepily at her. "I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS! Don't you ever call me that again." Zelda shouts at the top of her lungs. "I'm back Ganadorf. Miss me. Wait I will ask you that after I am done with your sorry butt." Link says while winking at Zelda. "Thank god you're here Link beat him up for me twice as hard." Says Zelda. Ganadorf sees the opportunity to kick Link's butt while he is talking to Zelda and make Zelda his bride for all eternity. He will never defeat me as long as he is distracted with Zelda I will defeat Link once and for all today or never but now that I think about it, it doesn't make sense how can a puny 13 year old elf beat up a giant monster. I mean I'm like the hulk and he is Loki the evil guy except I'm evil and he's a kiss-up to everyone except those who go after Zelda. "GANADORF I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS AND IM 18 NOT 13 STUPIDO!" Link shouts with a very red face while Zelda silently sneaks out. "The only reason no one likes you is because you're the grumpy old troll in Dora the Explorer. You are an evil troll that kidnaps princesses to please himself do you know how pathetic that is … I mean you're like Bowser and look how he turns out in the games and the show he dies over and over again. You need a hobby, and princess napping is not a hobby. A hobby is exercising or playing chess. GET A LIFE!" Link explains to Ganadorf. "Let's go Zelda." Zelda sneaks back in quietly, and hugs Link from behind "my hero" she swoons.