Hi This is for all you idiots reading this. It is a short start to my fan fic life. Here I go:

One day in Telletubbyland (ok very bad start) It is the year 3001 B.C and strange animals walk the earth.

Today we are looking at a strange white animal better known a Mogget (without his collar). He is just about to pounce on a very big fish.

Suddenly from behind another strange creature appears. Mogget does not notice this strange creature because he is intently watching the big fish.

The strange creature is the ape woman and has a bandoleer around her shoulder and is holding out a collar. She pounces and puts the collar around the Mogget instantly the creature turns back into an albino cat. Ape Woman- Ha ha ha, I...

She is cut off because the giant fish jumps up and eats her.

Ok I know it's awful so you don't need to tell me.

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Mogget- Since when did I agree you could put me in this

Laura- Shut up

Mogget- How dare you

(Pounces on Laura and continues to try to attack. Laura kicks her off )

Mogget- I am going to tell my mum of you

Laura- You do that

(Mogget runs off to tell)

Laura- Remember to review this or else

(Then Laura faints from Blood loss.)

(Mogget does really bite hard believe me)