Disclaimer: don't own Kakashi, Zabuza and the environment of the 'adventure'. 'cause it's a Tomb raider environment. I do own their fate in this story. Muahahaha. (thunder in background, scary music.)
Chapter 1:
"Blah blah blah": talking
Blah blah blah: thinking
Blah blah blah: author
(Blah blah blah): author thoughts
Now ain't that easy?
Chappy 1: the caves.
"It is to cold!" Our favourite Copynin screamed. In front of him, the emptiness of the icy cave. Behind him, a gigantic door. Made of stone. And it wouldn't open. So Kakashi was trapped in the cave. It was cold, boring already and his back itched on a place he couldn't reach.
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"The ancient Scion. Its powers unknown to us. But we must have it. For in the wrong hands, it could mean the end." The Hokage said, looking at his men. The end to what? Gai's big brows? Kakashi thought. He was still sleepy. But who could blame him? It was 7 o'clock in the morning. And to Kakashi, mornings did not exist. (hence why he is always late.) "So that was all for the mission briefing." The Hokage went on. Nehuh? "So are there any volunteers?" Volunteers? For what? "Very well, those who don't want to go, take a step back." Right now everyone took a step back. Except of course… what is going on. I should've taken some coffee this mornin . Huh? where is everyone going? "Very well. Kakashi, you'll go." What? "Go where?" he whispered to himself. "This will take 2 maybe 3 months, so get your stuff and get going." The Hokage said, pushing Kakashi out of the door. Why is everyone smirking and… 3 months?
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"Humpf, took me 3 months just to get here. B-Rank mission my well shaped ass!" Kakashi screamed trough the icy cave. Looking into the cave, he just started walking. Ice adored the rocks and walls of the cave. A strange light was shining from the ceiling, illuminating the entire cave. The ground was covered with a thick pack of snow. And in the snow, wolf traces. Better get going. Kakashi walked a few steps when he realized he hadn't read his book for … well… … all the time that took him to get here. With an evil grin, he grabbed his backpack. … … …
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"Wh… where is it? … …book? …Here book book book. … … … where is my porn…! NOOOO I LEFT MY BOOK AT HOME!" He cried, falling to the ground in foetus position and sucking his thumb. After about 8 minutes, Kakashi found the ground rather cold. So he got up, whipped the tears away and went to explore the cave with utter annoyance. He climbed a few rocks and did a great discovery. Yay, no more ice. He thought making a happy dance like a lunatic. Note to self. Never ever do a happy dance again. Then he went on. The snow on the walls was replaced by a thin layer of plants. He didn't recognize the kind, and he couldn't care less. Down a little hole, pulling a wooden bar and opening a door, Kakashi entered the most boring room of the moment.
After another 3 minute walk, he entered a room that seemed pretty. "Hey this room is pretty." He said, disgusted of the foul word he used. Note to self. Never ever use the word pretty again. … back to the room. The floor was low (?na-a?) and there were 3 bridges in the room. Why? He had no idea. And the room bored him already anyway. He lazily walked over the bridges to the other side of the room. Admiring the illuminating ceiling. But then again, he couldn't give a rats ass. But what he didn't notice, was that somewhere in the room, something that should have been long gone, moved.
The next room was rather pleasing. All he had to do was walk down some stairs to make it to the next room. This is to easy. A door and a switch. He pulled it down and walked at the door that had opened. Like he predicted. (wow Kakashi psychic or what?) Just as he wanted to enter jet another room, (with a lot of stairs going up) the door slammed in his face. Nu-huh? "What the hell! Son of a …. … …rock! You don't just close in front of my face!" Cursing and really hating the door, Kakashi pulled the switch again and this time hurried to the next room. Crawling up yes crawling up the stone stairs, he reached… a dead end. "Huh?" Was his brilliant response. Just as he was getting ready to curse the Hokage for sending him here, the floor cracked. Another room? That went… easy.
This room had 2 levels and not jus1. Wauw. Al Kakashi had to do was to leap over a small gap, pull a switch, get to the door and on to the next part of the cave. This is to easy. I have to be careful. There has to be a trap or something. Kakashi swiftly pulled the switch and a rumble appeared. The door had opened. He wanted to climb down from the second level to the first, but he slipped. "What the … oh shi…!" Bwomb. For a minute or 2, 3, he lay there. But then he found this floor cold to so he stood up. To the door. Just 10 more steps. There has to be a trap. 6. I just know it. 3. oh whatever. There he was. Behind him, the open door, cave and boredom. And in front of him, a closed door. And then the door behind him closed to. Shit no. But then, making Kakashi hop in relief, the door in front of him opened.
Will there be only loneliness in this cave for Kakashi? (no)
Will there be more then this boredom. (yes)
Are you gonna review? (I hope so)
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Kakashi walked into the room. It smelled funny. Like he just made his dog take a bath. He looked up to the ceiling. Then the smell of death took over. Behind him, the giant door closed. And in front of him, lay the body of a dead animal. Then he heard the echo of a low growl. And another one. To bad he couldn't tell where they came from.
NOTE: Oh oh and so please review 'cause I really want to know what ppl think. You can flame (still need to find out what that exactly is) but bring it easy. First fic and I really want to make it worth reading. So bring on your suggestions and comments. Help is always appreciated ok? Thank you.