Roy
Roy was going about his daily routine of papers on his desk. Or rather putting the ones he could off for now. When Riza came in his heart sank even more. For his first thought was Oh boy. More paper work. I shouldn't get this much, especially on my birthday. Instead, she carried a large package and a card. She set it on his desk, wished him happy birthday, kissed him on the cheek then left. Well Roy was pretty happy about his kiss, and decided to open the package. The package contained fifteen pounds of chocolate. Roy had never eaten the stuff before, womendon't like fat men, and decided hey, why not. He had heard that chocolate lightens your mood, so he tried a piece. The taste and sweet sensation overwhelmed all his senses leaving him with a sweet delight. He instantly went to devoring the rest of it.
Ed was sitting at an office desk trying to finish his report. He was just about to finish it when all of a sudden... "Hi Fullmetal!" Roy said after poping out of nowhere. "Aaaaaaaaa!" the shocked alchemist screamed. He quickly jumped out of his chair and turned around to face Roy. "What the hell was that for!"
"I just wanted to see what you were doing." replied Roy inocently.
"Well I'm finishing my report so go away." Ed sat back down at the desk.
"Oh! Of corse, you must be able to consentrate. I understand completly. I'll just leave you alone, that's what I'll do!" he snaped while quickly swinging his arm from the upper right to theupper left. He also set the bookcase on fire. "Oh my god! Ed look what I can do when I snap!" He snapped again and set teh bookcase on the other side of the room on fire.
"What the hell are you doing!" Ed screamed while getting up and turning around.
"Making fire! Whats it look like?" Roy continued to set things on fire. Eventually every person in the building had to stand outside and watch as the building burned to the ground. The fire department all the while trying to put out the fire.After the building had burned to the ground,the fire department was finally able to put out enough fire to clear a path that they used to get to Roy. They then doused him, and he started spinning in a circle going, "Wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Then he colasped. The ambulance took him to the hospital to see if he was fine. That night they had tis report to give: The flame alchemist Roy Mustang, consumed a large amount of sugar and went on a large sugar high. The sugar finally wore off and their was no energy left in his body, so he colasped. Learn from this and never give him chocolate again. Riza Turned loster red with embarasment as the others laughed their heads off. Roy never got anymore chocolate.