Agent Blatant & Kyle Ward. The mission!

One day Agent Blatant was on a secret mission to disable the Reactor. One False Move and it would be over! He got The

Message to go and he set out to Hustle Beach but Changes made him go to the Land Of The Rising Sun instead. Kyle Ward was

in charge of the mission and was secretly hiding out in the Funk Factory. "Music Pleeze" he sent to Blatant on his cell phone. "Not

right now, Kyle." Suddenly, a Spaceman came Out Of The Dark and attacked Blatant when he was Disconnected. "Why did you

Touch Me!" Blatant yelled. "Because you are Perfect. Now Kiss Me Red with your Mouth." Spaceman said. "Hell No!" Blatant

tried to Fly Away but he couldn't so he just ran away. "What are you doing, Blatant?" Kyle yelled. "Now get inside the club and

infiltrate it! I'm counting on you. Don't Promise Me anything until you get it done." There was a Hip Hop Jam going on down the

street so he slipped in. Everyone was dancing While Tha Rekkid Spinz. "Hey, I Think I Like That Sound. Which MC Was

That?" he wondered. A Bubble Dancer came up to him and asked "Have you ever been Mellow?" "No," he answered, "but I have

been Normal." Suddenly, Kyle burst through the door. "I decided to help you on your mission! I'd write you a letter but you're Not

Worth The Paper." You could Tell the Tension was growing. The DJ was in on the crime of the stolen Reactor and threw a disk at

Kyle and Blatant. It was like Visible Noise! It was coming right for them! "We Know What To Do," they both thought. Kyle yelled

"THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL!" and he chucked a guitar at the guy's head. The disk hit Blatant and knocked him out. "Wake Up!"

Kyle tried to wake him up. The evil Queen Of Light, Charlene, came out of the back room to confront the heroes. "You pathetic

fools! I have entered the D-Code into the Reactor and when it goes off, it will cause Pandemonium! All your base are belong to us,

soon enough!" The only way to defeat Charlene and save the Sweet World was to beat the Hand Of Time! Blatant leaned over to

Kyle and whispered in his ear. "Remember December when we played The Game Euphoria?" he asked. "Yeah! That is My

Favorite Game! We were Tough Enough to beat that game so we are tough enough to beat her!" So they got a Bloodrush and

shouted "GET READY FOR THIS!" and blew a Soapy Bubble through a bubble blower. It didn't affect the Queen Of Light.

"Hahaha! You think a stupid bubble can hurt me?" Kyle decided to break out the hardcore weapons. He whipped out a duck with

Xuxa written on it's side. "This is my duck. He can kick your ass!" Xuxa quacked and charged Charlene with full force, knocking her

out cold. They retrieved the Reactor and their Destiny was fulfilled! Kyle laughed a bit and said "Let's Ride The Bass outta here."

"Sure," replied Agent Blatant, "before we get High or Boogie Down." They left the club and stopped the queen's evil plans. As they

walked off into the Dawn sunrise, they thought, "My Life Is So Crazy."