when your friends write fanfictions about you
Chapter one- someone is at the door...
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
Now, I haven't written a fanfiction in a really long time, much less finished one. You see, I end up not liking the fic halfway through writing it, and blow off the rest of it. But, good news for me! I have just come up with the plot of an ingenious masterpeice, or what I think is one. This one you are reading now just happens to be comic relief from the other, which is full of angst, romance, and solutions to old problems! Can you wait? I don't think so! Pull up a snack and your cute little toy squirrel and fly off on my magical carpet of madness! I command you!
Disclaimer: With the exception to possibly being sued, there is no reason for these horrible things. I shall say it once, so remember my words, write them down and hold them close to your heart when you sleep; I do not own Invader ZIM and company. Get it? Got it? Good.
What are you doing still reading this nonsensical crap? If you don't want me to send my flying monkeys after you, you will start reading..... Now.
/
Pyxis sat at her desk, staring at the ten card spread she had just created with her infamous Tarot Cards. The future influence card of the celtic cross caught her eye.
Pyx: Hmmmmm.... The Moon of the Major Arcana..... Something supernatural? Oooh....(she points to the last card, the outcome.) The Sun! That's a good sign! Well whatever happens in the future sure has a good effect on me! I like that!
Suddenly Someone burst through her bedroom door. Pyx knew exactly who it was by their reflection in the window. She smiled and twisted in her seat to meet the person in a long black cloak's eye. They pulled the hem of the cloak up over their face so that only their narrowed blue eyes showed through the mass of black. The creature hissed.
Pyx: Thou art welcome, Rea! Come and seat yourself at my table of mystery.
Rea: (Drops the cloak and smiles her cute little kid smile) *Squeek*!
Pyx: Why do you wanna act like a bat all the time, Racheal?
Rea: (Aquires a mock angry look and flaps her cloak like wings) *Squeeeee-eee-eee-eek*!
Pyx: (seems to understand her oddly squeeking little sister) Oh. Well stop it! It creeps me out the way you do that...(shudders)
Rea: Awwwww. (sticks out her toungue at Pyx) You're stupid.
Rea is saying this mainly to make Pyx mad but at the moment it's not working. Pyx knows her sister's awful little attempts to gain attention and she mentally tells herself not to get angry. Rea, however, doesn't stop there. She jumps across the room and thrashes around on top of Pyx's neatly made bed, making the creaseless blankets crinkle. Being a neat freak at the moment, she starts to go back on her vow to herself.
Pyx: Rea! Get out of here! ARGGG! You are such a little pain! I-
Just then, a sound out side the room caught both of their attention. Pyx didn't know what it was at first. Then it occured to her that the sound of splintering wood only came from the front door when it was forced open. Pyx glanced over at her digital clock. It was only 1:30, their mom shouldn't have been home yet. They started to hear an odd clicking sound, like a metal pole being tapped against their kitchen floor. Then the sound of their cabinet doors being forced open and even torn off, judging by the hinges sqeeking more than ever and then the clattering of the old peice of pine on the floor.
Rea heaved herself up onto her hands in attempt to get up and investigate. Pyx held up a hand at the other side of the room to get her attention though.
Pyx: (wispering) No, stay here. I'll go check it out.
Pyx took a few deep breaths and snuck out into the hallway. She wasn't sure what she was going to do when she met the intruder but it was better than just sitting and doing nothing, waiting for the person in their house to find them. Pyx turned from the living room into the kitchen, and what met her eyes there was astonishing.
Little did Pyx know that dispite Her warnings, Rea had followed her on her hands and knees to see what was going on. When Pyx gasped from shock at what she was seeing, Rea thought that her sister was in trouble. She jumped into the kitchen in front of Pyx and flung her arms out in a protective manner, taking on a rather intimidating stance for a 7-year-old, hoping that she could scare away whatever was daring to attack her big sister. But instead of scaring it away, she was tackled by it.
It was a little metal child, about Rea's size, with a tiny little body and huge cyan saucer eyes. It grinned down at the little girl it had tackled and spoke in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.
GIR: Are you a vampire? You look like a taco!
Rea: No! If I was wrapped up in a blanket with my wings I'd look like a taco, no, actually, a burrito.
Rea didn't seem at all shocked at the sight of GIR in their kitchen, but Pyx was standing there motionless with her mouth gaping, staring with absolute surprise and astonishment. She would have never even dreamed this could happen. This was incredible, and that wasn't even the half of it! Pyx knew the little robot from the show Invader ZIM, but was perplexed as to what he was doing here, in this dimensional plane of all places. What was he doing there? Most importantly, how did he get there?
Rea was currently sharing a bag of Chex Mix with GIR. She popped some of the snack food into her mouth then grabbed a handful and offered it to the centenial being. He just stared at her hand for a moment and then in one swift motion encompassed it in his mouth sucking at it with all his might, so that Rea's arm became a noodle that got sucked up in the vacuum that was GIR's mouth.
Rea:(her arm stuck in GIR's mouth up to the elbow now) O___O;;;
GIR smacked his "lips" and released Rea's arm. With this sudden lack of pressure holding her at that spot, she tumbled to the other side of the kitchen, hitting the refidgerator door. She shook her head and then started laughing hysterically.
Rea: (still laughing, and her voice wavering with every syllable) That... Was... Cool!
GIR: Yum!(Starts laughing too)
Pyx: (finally coming to her senses) That's enough!
GIR: I love you! (runs to Rea and wraps his arms around her waist)
Rea: I love you too GIR!
GIR: I'm GIR...(confused and pointing to himself)
Rea: Yup! ^.^
Pyx: (kneeling down to put herself at a level with the others) GIR, where'd you come from?
GIR: I came from the garbage! (spooky moment of insight)
Pyx was surprised at this too, but she pressed on with her interogation.
Pyx: GIR, I need to know how you got here...
GIR: I wanted ta fly like the sqirrels I saw on TV, So I flew with my fire-legs and hit a wall!
Pyx: (Nodding) Uh-huh, and then what happened?
GIR: (straining his "mind" to remember what happened next, then pointing to the sky as if to say "Eureka!") I found a shiney door on the wall and opened it up to see what was inside! There was alotta trees and bunnies! I chased-ed those bunnies cause I wanted them to play tag with me. I was it. Then I caught one and I tell it that it was it now and it flew into a tree! N-
This was a little more than Pyx or Rea wanted to know, and they were now just sitting there on the floor staring fixedly at GIR with wide eyes. They weren't sure if he was going to stop talking anytime soon, so with a quick glance and a nod Pyx interupted GIR's explanation.
Pyx: Could you tell us where the shiney door is GIR?
GIR: (suddenly noticing that ZIM isn't with him) Where's master? Where's the master? What happened to Master?(looking around in confusion and discontent)
Pyx: (thinking quickly about GIR's needs) We could help you find your master if you show us where the shiney door is. You know GIR the one you found.
Rea: (nodding in agreement with Pyx) Yup, you need to tell us where the door is so we can get ya back home!
GIR: The door was pretty! It was shiney!
Pyx: Where is it, GIR?
Rea: (wispering to Pyx) You know how he is on the show. He's not gonna show us where it is, cause nothing gets through with him.
Pyx: (wispering back) All I have to do is respond to his childlike menality, Rea, Then he'll tell me.
Rea: o_o?
Pyx: (turning back to GIR) How would you like to get back home and get a big ice cream cone?
GIR: I want a freezy!
Pyx: I'll get you a freezy if you take us back to where you last saw you master. Maybe we'll be able to find him there, then you'll get your master and a freezy.
GIR: Ham Freezy!
Pyx: That's right.
GIR: (thinks for a moment) KAY!
Gir led them out the door (after slamming into it) and through the forest behind their house until they reached the national forest. Pyx glided behind him in a sort of daze and the course of events.
Pyx: (In her mind) Maybe this is what my Tarot Cards predicted. Hmmm... I should have grabbed my tools before we left. of course I could possibly buy some more when we get there, but all the same, I find it irritating to have to cleanse and consecrate all new tools for spellcasting.
They came up to a thick grove of trees that gave off a intresting wave of enery. Pyx shivered apon meeting the first tree of the grove, but GIR kept up his stride through the curtain of trees, however short it may have been, so Pyx and Rea followed him despite their feelings about it.
At the very heart of the grove stood the tallest tree, and against it was a wonderfully multicolored door, shimmering in the little light there was. Rea was more amazed by this than by GIR breaking into her house and stood there staring at the magnificent door for the longest time along with everyone else.
But no one dared to open it just yet....
Greatness! Let me know if you like it! I got a million more surprises on the way. Will Pyx and Rea ever open the door? Will they get to meet the rest of the IZ characters? Will I ever shut my ever-motoring mouth? I'll give you the answer to that one: no. There's more coming, so please reveiw! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator
Chapter one- someone is at the door...
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
Now, I haven't written a fanfiction in a really long time, much less finished one. You see, I end up not liking the fic halfway through writing it, and blow off the rest of it. But, good news for me! I have just come up with the plot of an ingenious masterpeice, or what I think is one. This one you are reading now just happens to be comic relief from the other, which is full of angst, romance, and solutions to old problems! Can you wait? I don't think so! Pull up a snack and your cute little toy squirrel and fly off on my magical carpet of madness! I command you!
Disclaimer: With the exception to possibly being sued, there is no reason for these horrible things. I shall say it once, so remember my words, write them down and hold them close to your heart when you sleep; I do not own Invader ZIM and company. Get it? Got it? Good.
What are you doing still reading this nonsensical crap? If you don't want me to send my flying monkeys after you, you will start reading..... Now.
/
Pyxis sat at her desk, staring at the ten card spread she had just created with her infamous Tarot Cards. The future influence card of the celtic cross caught her eye.
Pyx: Hmmmmm.... The Moon of the Major Arcana..... Something supernatural? Oooh....(she points to the last card, the outcome.) The Sun! That's a good sign! Well whatever happens in the future sure has a good effect on me! I like that!
Suddenly Someone burst through her bedroom door. Pyx knew exactly who it was by their reflection in the window. She smiled and twisted in her seat to meet the person in a long black cloak's eye. They pulled the hem of the cloak up over their face so that only their narrowed blue eyes showed through the mass of black. The creature hissed.
Pyx: Thou art welcome, Rea! Come and seat yourself at my table of mystery.
Rea: (Drops the cloak and smiles her cute little kid smile) *Squeek*!
Pyx: Why do you wanna act like a bat all the time, Racheal?
Rea: (Aquires a mock angry look and flaps her cloak like wings) *Squeeeee-eee-eee-eek*!
Pyx: (seems to understand her oddly squeeking little sister) Oh. Well stop it! It creeps me out the way you do that...(shudders)
Rea: Awwwww. (sticks out her toungue at Pyx) You're stupid.
Rea is saying this mainly to make Pyx mad but at the moment it's not working. Pyx knows her sister's awful little attempts to gain attention and she mentally tells herself not to get angry. Rea, however, doesn't stop there. She jumps across the room and thrashes around on top of Pyx's neatly made bed, making the creaseless blankets crinkle. Being a neat freak at the moment, she starts to go back on her vow to herself.
Pyx: Rea! Get out of here! ARGGG! You are such a little pain! I-
Just then, a sound out side the room caught both of their attention. Pyx didn't know what it was at first. Then it occured to her that the sound of splintering wood only came from the front door when it was forced open. Pyx glanced over at her digital clock. It was only 1:30, their mom shouldn't have been home yet. They started to hear an odd clicking sound, like a metal pole being tapped against their kitchen floor. Then the sound of their cabinet doors being forced open and even torn off, judging by the hinges sqeeking more than ever and then the clattering of the old peice of pine on the floor.
Rea heaved herself up onto her hands in attempt to get up and investigate. Pyx held up a hand at the other side of the room to get her attention though.
Pyx: (wispering) No, stay here. I'll go check it out.
Pyx took a few deep breaths and snuck out into the hallway. She wasn't sure what she was going to do when she met the intruder but it was better than just sitting and doing nothing, waiting for the person in their house to find them. Pyx turned from the living room into the kitchen, and what met her eyes there was astonishing.
Little did Pyx know that dispite Her warnings, Rea had followed her on her hands and knees to see what was going on. When Pyx gasped from shock at what she was seeing, Rea thought that her sister was in trouble. She jumped into the kitchen in front of Pyx and flung her arms out in a protective manner, taking on a rather intimidating stance for a 7-year-old, hoping that she could scare away whatever was daring to attack her big sister. But instead of scaring it away, she was tackled by it.
It was a little metal child, about Rea's size, with a tiny little body and huge cyan saucer eyes. It grinned down at the little girl it had tackled and spoke in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.
GIR: Are you a vampire? You look like a taco!
Rea: No! If I was wrapped up in a blanket with my wings I'd look like a taco, no, actually, a burrito.
Rea didn't seem at all shocked at the sight of GIR in their kitchen, but Pyx was standing there motionless with her mouth gaping, staring with absolute surprise and astonishment. She would have never even dreamed this could happen. This was incredible, and that wasn't even the half of it! Pyx knew the little robot from the show Invader ZIM, but was perplexed as to what he was doing here, in this dimensional plane of all places. What was he doing there? Most importantly, how did he get there?
Rea was currently sharing a bag of Chex Mix with GIR. She popped some of the snack food into her mouth then grabbed a handful and offered it to the centenial being. He just stared at her hand for a moment and then in one swift motion encompassed it in his mouth sucking at it with all his might, so that Rea's arm became a noodle that got sucked up in the vacuum that was GIR's mouth.
Rea:(her arm stuck in GIR's mouth up to the elbow now) O___O;;;
GIR smacked his "lips" and released Rea's arm. With this sudden lack of pressure holding her at that spot, she tumbled to the other side of the kitchen, hitting the refidgerator door. She shook her head and then started laughing hysterically.
Rea: (still laughing, and her voice wavering with every syllable) That... Was... Cool!
GIR: Yum!(Starts laughing too)
Pyx: (finally coming to her senses) That's enough!
GIR: I love you! (runs to Rea and wraps his arms around her waist)
Rea: I love you too GIR!
GIR: I'm GIR...(confused and pointing to himself)
Rea: Yup! ^.^
Pyx: (kneeling down to put herself at a level with the others) GIR, where'd you come from?
GIR: I came from the garbage! (spooky moment of insight)
Pyx was surprised at this too, but she pressed on with her interogation.
Pyx: GIR, I need to know how you got here...
GIR: I wanted ta fly like the sqirrels I saw on TV, So I flew with my fire-legs and hit a wall!
Pyx: (Nodding) Uh-huh, and then what happened?
GIR: (straining his "mind" to remember what happened next, then pointing to the sky as if to say "Eureka!") I found a shiney door on the wall and opened it up to see what was inside! There was alotta trees and bunnies! I chased-ed those bunnies cause I wanted them to play tag with me. I was it. Then I caught one and I tell it that it was it now and it flew into a tree! N-
This was a little more than Pyx or Rea wanted to know, and they were now just sitting there on the floor staring fixedly at GIR with wide eyes. They weren't sure if he was going to stop talking anytime soon, so with a quick glance and a nod Pyx interupted GIR's explanation.
Pyx: Could you tell us where the shiney door is GIR?
GIR: (suddenly noticing that ZIM isn't with him) Where's master? Where's the master? What happened to Master?(looking around in confusion and discontent)
Pyx: (thinking quickly about GIR's needs) We could help you find your master if you show us where the shiney door is. You know GIR the one you found.
Rea: (nodding in agreement with Pyx) Yup, you need to tell us where the door is so we can get ya back home!
GIR: The door was pretty! It was shiney!
Pyx: Where is it, GIR?
Rea: (wispering to Pyx) You know how he is on the show. He's not gonna show us where it is, cause nothing gets through with him.
Pyx: (wispering back) All I have to do is respond to his childlike menality, Rea, Then he'll tell me.
Rea: o_o?
Pyx: (turning back to GIR) How would you like to get back home and get a big ice cream cone?
GIR: I want a freezy!
Pyx: I'll get you a freezy if you take us back to where you last saw you master. Maybe we'll be able to find him there, then you'll get your master and a freezy.
GIR: Ham Freezy!
Pyx: That's right.
GIR: (thinks for a moment) KAY!
Gir led them out the door (after slamming into it) and through the forest behind their house until they reached the national forest. Pyx glided behind him in a sort of daze and the course of events.
Pyx: (In her mind) Maybe this is what my Tarot Cards predicted. Hmmm... I should have grabbed my tools before we left. of course I could possibly buy some more when we get there, but all the same, I find it irritating to have to cleanse and consecrate all new tools for spellcasting.
They came up to a thick grove of trees that gave off a intresting wave of enery. Pyx shivered apon meeting the first tree of the grove, but GIR kept up his stride through the curtain of trees, however short it may have been, so Pyx and Rea followed him despite their feelings about it.
At the very heart of the grove stood the tallest tree, and against it was a wonderfully multicolored door, shimmering in the little light there was. Rea was more amazed by this than by GIR breaking into her house and stood there staring at the magnificent door for the longest time along with everyone else.
But no one dared to open it just yet....
Greatness! Let me know if you like it! I got a million more surprises on the way. Will Pyx and Rea ever open the door? Will they get to meet the rest of the IZ characters? Will I ever shut my ever-motoring mouth? I'll give you the answer to that one: no. There's more coming, so please reveiw! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator