How to tell if you are a Gamer or a Lamer on Mw2 now just sit back, relax and enjoy.
Hi Guys (and Girls) this is my first post so please review hope you enjoy this there should be some humor in here... infact humor was the main purpose for this post so just sit back, relax and enjoy.
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Number 1: You hear Police siren and then dive for cover yelling at the top of your voice WE'VE BEEN NUKED ITS ALL OVER.
Number 2: You're at work in your office then throw a pencil sharpener at your assistant shouting FRAG OUT expecting it to explode.
Number 3: You're chopping vegetables when you think you see someone in your garden and use your knife as THROWING KNIFE.
Number 4: Instead of asking your boss for a promotion in your job you ask to PRESTIGE.
Number 5: When your outside and see a plane up ahead then scream ENEMY AC130 INBOUND.
Number 6: After your mail arrives you say to yourself CARE PACKAGES just aren't what they used to be.
Number 7: When you suddenly have a blackout in your neighbourhood and shout WE'VE BEEN EMP'ED ALL ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN.
Number 8: You find a £50 ($50) note and burst out with joy singing I FOUND A GLITCH, I FOUND A GLITCH.
Number 9: When you're PE (physical education) teacher asks what team you want to be on and you say SPETSNAZ.
Number 10: You throw something at someone's head and when it comes in contact you shout HEADSHOT.