"The fuck faggot!" screamed Greg Heffley at his father.
"You made me wait six whole motherfucking hours after school, then text me and say you're turning on the fucking school and that was five hours ago you fucking queer bitch!"
"Watch your damn mouth!" Frank spat back.
"No you better wash your fucking mouth before I wash that cocksucking hole myself with some fucking acid! It's fucking 1 AM, you dicksucking whore!" Greg screamed
"I AM LEAVING!" roared Frank in rage, a fatal error.
Greg let out an animalistic scream and smashed his fist in his father's nose breaking it and causing blood to leak out.
Greg's father was too stunned to even move.
Then Greg grabbed his metal water bottle and began slamming the bloody lump on his fucking head.
After a bit blood began trickling out and Frank was left in a daze.
Greg then took a running start and smashed the bottle into his father's mouth breaking the lips and teeth leaving the mouth a mess of blood and broken bone.
Then Greg began unzipping his pants.
"oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's fucking right faggot!" he spat the fat glob landing on his father's cheek and running down it.
"I held this piss in for 12 hours you dogfucker! 12 God fucking damned HOURS!"
Then Greg's began pissing all over his dad's face. As the yellowy liquid dripped down his father's face and eventually the salty urine began entering his father's mouth, his father snapped out of his stupor. He swung his fist and broke Greg's jaw. Then he tackled Greg and Greg fell back and cracked his head on the pavement. As blood began flowing, Greg become dazed. His father was almost feral with rage and began hammering Greg's face to a bloody pulp. He began clawing and almost gouged out one of Greg's eyes, when Greg's survival instincts kicked in. Greg slammed his fist into his father's throat and escaped his clutches. Then Greg began to run and like a mad animal his father chased him. Greg's true intentions became clear when he hopped in his dad's car which had still been running and swerved into his dad, knocking him down and cracking his skull on the pavement. Greg walked out of the car holding his dick and ready to realize another torrent of yellow rain. As he walked over to his father, his father screamed and kicked Greg in the testicles causing hints scream and drop. His father got up now insane with rage and dove on top of Greg and tore off his ear with his teeth. Greg let out a desperate wail, and his father gouged his eye out. Greg screamed some more and then his dad spit his chewed up ear onto Greg. Then the car saved the day by crashing into Frank and allowing Greg to escape. Now that Frank was trapped Greg could enact his revenge.
Greg stomped on his dad's head more and more until blood was just gushing out. Then while holding Frank's head down, He gently lifted up the eyelid and slid his dick into the gap between skull and eyeball. As he began thrusting in and out Frank kept screaming and trying to fight back but the car had rolled over and crushed his arms and legs. Finally with a sputtering gasp Greg released into the cerebrospinal fluid and his father screamed incoherently. Then Greg pulled out, tearing out the eyeball. Finally grabbing a rock he began smashing his father's head until a large fissure formed upon whence he placed his hands in it and began prying the skull apart. Finally after several more blows he was able to get the wretched thing apart and get to the squishy goodness inside. As he began to consume it he began convulsing and then died due to blood loss.
This was how an old lady who was walking her dog found them and she died of a heart attack. Her dog began barking drawing the police. The wretched story made national news.
THE END