A/N- this little convo is kinda racist in a bunch of ways, so if you're easily offended, DON'T READ THIS!! I don't own Dracula (or any VH characters) or Achmed the Dead Terroist….
(I but is in script-form b/c I'm too lazy to actually be creative.)
SETTING THE SCENE: Dracula has tried and failed many times to think of a way to kill Gabriel and the Valerious line, so he finally asks the Devil for advice. All the Devil does is waves his hand and a guy with a skeleton puppet appear out of nowhere.
Drac- "Who may I ask, are you?"
Achmed- "Good Evening…. Infidel."
-Drac squints his eyes at Jeff Dunham.-
Drac- "How do you do that?"
Achmed- "Do what, Infidel?"
Drac- "Not you, him" –points to Jeff- "How do make it talk without moving your lips like that?"
Jeff- "I am a ventriliquist-"
Achmed- "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains, Infidel, you had the devil sent me here did you not?"
Drac- "I honestly thought that the devil would sent someone…more evil?"
Achmed- "What?! Am I not good enough for you?!"
Drac- "No, nevermind……"
Achmed- "So what your problem, infidel?"
Drac- "You, know what? I refuse to talk to a puppet."
Achmed- "But you are doing that right now, no?"
Drac- "How are you evil? You're just a puppet that can't even stand up without having this human holding you."
Achmed- "Ok, then you ignore me and I laugh when human kill you again."
Drac- (thinks about it for a moment) "Oh fine, what do you suggest then?"
Achmed- "Throw him between two catholic priests and watch them fight to the death." (laughs) "That was dark, was it not?"
Drac- (laughs) "Yes, why didn't I think of that?"
Achmed- "Or just lock him in a room with Britney Spears and an umbrella!" (chuckles) "And the winner has to fight Michael Jackson!"
A/N- haha, yus, I ripped a lot off of Jeff DunHAM. Sorry for any unintended offenses…. If you didn't like this, DON'T REVIEW!! –laughs- I have a weird sense of humor…