Wolfenstein Time!

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

And don't forget to check out my new "Shake Up the Falls" Challenge!

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"Captain Blazkowicz...I know so much about you. We have the same name, you and I. Wilhelm, William. But, you call me "Deathshead." I don't like it. I am a happy man, you see? It does not sound right in English... Say it correctly: Toten...kopf..."

These were the words that went through B.J. Blazkowicz's scrambled mind as he floated helplessly on the ocean...the fortress that crushed the last hope for an allied victory...already fading into the distance...

Blazkowicz was too immersed in the shrapnel digging into his brain...but had he been aware...he would've noticed the strange creature walking across the water toward him...the creature had no face...but somehow still smirked...

"Oh...Mr. Blazkowicz...had a bad day have you? Perhaps a little vacation would cure what ails you?" Slenderman snapped his fingers...and waved as a small whirlpool sucked B.J. Out of the ocean...and out of our world...

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Margaret sighed as she dumped more gnome corpses into the harbor. "What is with gnomes killing old ladies?" She asked exasperated.

Joshua just shrugged. "Never mind that, let's just get this over with. The sooner we get home...the sooner we get back to our boys." His wife nodded as they finished dumping the next load...right onto a person!?

"Joshua! There's someone in the water!" Exclaimed Margaret frantically. Quickly they drew him out..and were amazed to see a human!

"Joshua...he's just like Finn!" "Never mind that now. What he is and what it means, can wait. Right now, he needs a doctor something fierce!" Exclaimed Joshua.

His wife nodded, and together they brought Blazkowicz into the land of Ooo...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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