Um...I don't own any of the characters. But you already knew that.
Anyway, this is only the begining. I'll post the rest as I write it.
Day 1
Saw Will Turner today. Suspect he may have a crush on me. Don't blame him. He's cute, though he's not my type. Perhaps if he had a wig like Norrington's...
On a more interesting note, Commodore Norrington proposed. I was quite taken aback as I know full well that he has a thing for Daddy. Not knowing what to say, I used the old faint off the cliff into the water trick. Gets 'em every time.
Oh yes, I finally met a pirate. He was quite attractive, though he didn't have a wig. I don't think he liked me very much anyway as he threatened my life. Ah well, perhaps if we meet again...
Day 2
Last night I was kidnapped by pirates. I'd hoped to see my lovely Captain Sparrow, but was instead faced with a crew of very handsome men. Tried playing hard to get by acting frightened. Apparently I was too good of an actress because none of them so much as hit on me. One did hint about me going to dinner naked though. I would have done so had the captain not invited me to his cabin privately.
I was very excited, but soon learned that he wanted nothing more than to steal my jewellery and kill me. And to think that I could have dined with the crew instead. I bet they'd have appreciated my company more.
Day 3
It seems the pirates just needed time to warm up to me. One of them even nicknamed me 'Poppet'. Isn't that cute? His name is Pintel, and he's very nice, though I have to wonder if he and his one-eyed friend aren't involved.
I very much like the dress that Captain Barbossa gave me. I asked where he got it, and he told me it used to be his. Honestly, I don't think maroon is his best colour.
Later
Pintel assures me that I'm the only one for him. He says that once the curse is lifted he'll marry me. I'm so excited! Does this mean that I'm engaged?
I wish I'd paid more attention when Barbossa told me how they planned to lift the curse. I hope he'll let me help.
Day 4
Was all prepared to help lift the curse when Will Turner showed up insisting he'd come to rescue me. I think he might be stalking me. I told him to go away, but he hit me on the head with an oar, insisting it was for my own good.
When I woke up, I was in a rowboat. We climbed aboard a ship, and were surrounded by more pirates. Apparently they're Will's friends now. He really has changed a lot. I might like him if I get desperate. Anyway, wigs seem to have lost they're appeal to me.