This is the long-awaited final installment in the "50 Ways" trilogy. I may do more later, if the urge ever strikes me, and if my beta is up for it. ;D (Muchos Grasias to Frenchie-chan, my loyal beta!) So with out further ado, please enjoy the final volume of "50 Ways". This time, it's Toshiro Hitsugaya's turn to be tormented!
Disclaimer: BLEACH IS ALL MINE! MUAHAHAHA! -shot-
Fifty Ways to Annoy, Torment, or Generally Harass Toshiro Hitsugaya
1. Ask him to strip at your birthday party.
2. Switch his zanpakuto with Gin's; insist you think it is more befitting to his size.
3. Buy him a coloring book.
4. Hint that Hinamori and Rangiku are secretly dating.
5. Teach the entire tenth division the 'Thriller' dance.
6. Make a super-long paperclip chain and drape it around his office.
7. Shrink all his clothes and exclaim that he's gotten taller.
8. Give him a lunch consisting of butterfly shrimp, baby carrots, Ect.
9. Inform his legions of adoring fans full details of his current whereabouts.
10. Congratulate him on his fantastic performance in The Wizard of Oz.
11. Insist he sing karaoke with you.
12. Animal Crackers.
13. Buy him a blow-up bouncy castle.
14. Ask him to play "Tiddly-Winks" with you.
15. Give him a roll of toilet paper for Christmas.
16. Constantly stab him with a fish stick.
17. Ask him if he is secretly dating Kukaku Shiba.
18. Gasp, point, and yell "I'M TELLING!" If he sneezes.
19. When near him, curse loudly in German.
20. Ask if he is related to Edward Elric.
21. Comment on everything he says with, "Well, that's just peachy!" when in Momo's company.
22. Bagpipes.
23. If he is lost in thought, dangle a light bulb over his head.
24. When he tells you to knock it off, look hurt and say you thought you were helping.
25. Conga line through his room at 3:00 in the morning.
26. Invite the entire Eleventh Division.
27. Offer to give him accordion lessons.
28. Tell him that Rangiku got a hold of some sake and set the office on fire again.
29. Hint that she's using paperwork (freshly competed) as kindling.
30. Set him up with Jidanbo.
31. Pogo stick after him everywhere he goes.
32. CaramellDansen.
33. Open a palm reading station in his office. Predict loads of misfortune in his future.
34. Reenact "The DiamonDust Rebellion" with sock puppets. Give everyone squeaky voices.
35. Tell him that you don't understand why he beats Ichigo in the popularity polls, seeing as Ichigo is the main protagonist while he's "only a supporting character".
36. Create a ShiroClub. Invite him, Ukitake-tachiou, and Shirosaki to join.
37. Spike his peach tea. (Hey, it's his favorite.)
38. Tell him he's been demoted and that Ikkaku is the new head of the Tenth.
39. Give him a 'haircut' with your eyes closed.
40. Coat his entire office with butter.
41. Offer to give footrubs.
42. Then charge him for it.
43. Tell him he's only an anime character and doesn't really exist.
44. Let him catch you whacking a watermelon in his office… using Hyorinmaru.
45. End every sentence with "Potato".
46. Speak only in limerick.
47. Steal all of his left socks.
48. Steal all of his right shoes.
49. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone during Captain meetings.
50. Make a sculpture of him completely out of balloon animals.
Thanks for following me this far, and keep an eye out for my inevitable future fanfics to come! Adeiu!
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~Amami-chan