Twilight AIM. In this chapter will be...
Edward-E+B4Ever
Bella-Klutzilla
Leah-Wolf-Girl
Embry-Waffles
Emmett-Monkeyman
Jasper-Major-J
Seth-Happytappy
Happytappy is online
Wolf-Girl is online
Monkeyman is online
Major-J in online
E+B4Ever in online
Klutzilla is online
Wolf-Girl; Dude, why are we on this?
Happytappy; It's fun!
Wolf-Girl-Seriously Seth?
E+B4Ever; Well, it fits. He's always happy as hell...
Wolf-Girl; Really? E+B4Ever? Could you get any GAYER!
Klutzilla; Who changed my IM name? :''(
Monkeyman; ROFLMFAO! Score!
Wolf-Girl; Well. You know. It. Fits.
E+B4Ever; Emmett that was rude, and Leah, don't be rude about my name. I love Bella very much.
Klutzilla; I love you to Edward!
Monkeyman; Aww! I love you Seth!
Happytappy; I ..love you to?
Wolf-Girl; Sorry, I had to puke.
Major-J; I know right. I'm with Leah on this.
Wolf-Girl; Yes. It's fucking sick as hell. Fuck.
E+B4Ever; It's just love.
Klutzilla; Yeah, just love. Don't be sad, you'll find someone to.
Monkeyman; Yeah! Everyone loves the She-Wolf!
Major-J; I doubt saying this to Leah is a good idea...
Monkeyman; I love you Jasper!
Major-J; I know. I wish I returned your feelings, but Emmett, I love Alice, your like a brother to me. I'm so very sorry.
Monkeyman; Your a fucking dick.
Wolf-Girl; Now this is more like it.
Happytappy; You don't have to be so angry =''(
Wolf-Girl; Contrary. I do. It's in my nature, so sod off.
Monkeyman; Sod off?
Major-J; British for Fuck off.
Waffles is online.
Waffes; Hi guys!
Monkeyman; So...why don't they just say Fuck off?
Wolf-Girl; Why do brits do anything? Why is Edward gay? Why, oh, why?
Happytappy; And back with the mean stuff...
E+B4Ever; I'm not gay! I'm married to a woman!
Kutzilla; And he has a child with a moman..
Wolf-Girl; And he sparkles .. like a fag...
Major-J; I spark...
Major-J; Sparkle...fail...
Wolf-Girl; Lol. But your not a fag.
Happytappy; He can't help that he sparkles.
Monkeyman; I sparkle...
Klutzilla; I sparkle.
E+B4Ever; Yes Leah. I SPARKLE AND I'M PROUD!
Wof-Girl; Fucking fairy faggot.
Waffles; Wtf did I just walk ...sign..into? O.o
Wolf-Girl; OMG! I should totally change my IM name to FrenchToast! Damnit Embry! Your so smart.
Waffles; (=
Wolf-Girl changed her name to French-Toast.
Waffles; Total . Win .
French-Toast; J-D-O-G I got your girl on a leash I got her feenin and the whole crowds screamin'. SHAKE IT LIKE A WHAT? FUCK YOU. HU CREW WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK! WHAT? WHAT? UNDEAD.
Major-J; So don't make me tear it up. You know I don't give a fuck, and I ain't here to shake things up, but I got my hands on my gun.
French-Toast; I officaly love you.
Monkeyman; I LOVE YOU!
French-Toast; Not you. Dumbass.
Monkeyman; =''(
Major-J; Lol.
E+B4Ever; So you can say love but I can't?
Klutzilla; You can. But she'll be rude..
Frech-Toast; Damn right. Him and his sparkling fucking knickerkanckers, goin' around knockin' up humans, with his fucking glitter sperm. Tell me, how the fuck you get a boner?
Happytappy; Oh god...
Waffles; Erm...
E+B4Ever; ...What?
French-Toast; How. Do. You. Get. A. Boner. Hard on. Erection. Hard dick. BONERS.
E+B4Ever; ...I don't...understand what your asking?
French-Toast; You glittery bastard...omfg.
Klutzilla; What are you asking?
E+B4Ever; Excatly.
French-Toast; HOW DID YOU, THE GLITTERY BASTARD, FUCK BELLA AND MAKE DEMON SPAWN? HOW. DO. YOU. GET. A. HARD. ON.
E+B4Ever; ...
E+B4Ever has logged out.
Klutzilla; ...
Klutzilla has logged out.
French-Toast; Epic win. (=
Happytappy has logged out.
Monkeyman; Does anyone love me?
Major-J has logged out.
Monkeyman; =;[
Monkeyman has logged out.
French-Toast; And then there was two.
Waffles; ...
French-Toast has logged out.
Waffles; Son of a bitch...
*Random creepy stalker.*; I'm gonna rape you.
Waffles; Who are you?
R.C.S; I want to lick you.
Waffles has logged out.
R.C.S; Aww =;[