1Hello. My name is Shuji Nonohana. I'm here to tell you about the endeavors of a ninja searching for love. A masochistic kind of love. Well, It doesn't have everything to do with Masochism, just half. Whatever... The pairing is Gintoki Sakata and Ayame Sarutobi. This ain't no oneshot.

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She has been in love with him since the day he helped her with her problem, as he helps all with their problems. Sa-chan, the assassin.

Lesson 1: Lies tell you everything about a person.

Now, it had been about a week since she found out about a man's attraction at a woman who plays hard to get. She decided to disregard that. She would just spy on him on a roof across from the yorozuya. "Hey! Get off of my roof!" Sa-chan dropped a potted plant. "OW! That hurt! Get off of my..." She drops another. "OW! STOP IT!" Yet another. "OW!" Sa-chan smirked as she said "You want more? There's tons more where that came from!" Yeah. The man whose roof she was on was pretty pissed off. "WHY?" "Oh. I'm just spying on someone." "No, I mean, why did you bring potted plants up on the roof?" "...As weapons against intruders." "Intruders of what?" "Intruders of... pizza!" "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Sa-chan ignored him and continued to look at the window of the yorozuya with binoculars.

Gin looked out the window. "Shinpachi. Get me the air rifle."

Shinpachi came into the room with an air rifle. "May I ask why?"

"There's a weird bird on a rooftop looking to kill me." Gin said ask he took aim with the air rifle.

Shinpachi took a long hard stare at the "bird". "Um, Gin-san? Isn't that..." BOOOOOMMMM!

The target fell. "What Shin?"

"... I was about to say that the bird you saw was Sa-chan."

"OH! It was her? My eyes are bad so I couldn't see..."

"My ass! You shot her down on purpose! Fucking liar!"

"Well hey, now that I lied, It told you a bit more about myself! I'm a bad liar and hate to do it! I hope this shows you what an honest person I am!"

"If that's the way you are, I regret wanting to know more about you."

"What? I'm the most interesting person in this manga! Everyone want's to know more about me!"

"This doesn't change the fact that you shot down Sa-chan, not a bird! We're just lucky it's not a bird, or it would have died."

Kagura came into the room only half-knowing what was going on. "Did you put it out of it's misery?"

"Don't say such ominous things!"

Meanwhile, Sa-chan had fell. It hurt her. A lot.

"He's such a forceful man like that... I love it!"

Apparently love is stronger than common sense...

Ok, there are two kinds of love. Sudden love, where love comes and love passes, it doesn't last long. True love, the kind that never wavers and never gets old, the kind you'll do anything for. Or the kind you get too nervous to do anything about. That's the kind of love we're talking 'bout.

Ok, so Sa-chan failed. Big deal. She'll just try again!

"When in doubt, uh... do something!"

Wow.

Two hours later, at a pachinko parlor...

"Okay, I've kept watch over that door for over two weeks and discovered that Gin-san always comes out in an hour. Only one time did he ever seem happy coming out. Four days later, he was happy again. Another four days later, he was happy. He must only win every four days! 'Cause every day after, he looks depressed and lost! I must comfort him on one of these four days to win him over!"

A crowd of people gathered near the bushes across the pachinko parlor.

An old man with no hair and a saggy face came over. "Who are you talking to?"

Sa-chan took offense to this. "What? Haven't you ever seen a person stalking another person in the bushes?" Apparently in addition to being nearly blind, she's half deaf.

Sa-chan continued to watch until Gin came out. As soon as he did, she came running up to him. "Gin-san!" She crashed into the mirror shop next to the parlor.

"Ow. Why did they put a mirror in the middle of the parade?"

"Um, excuse me miss? Your forehead is bleeding!"

"Huh? No, this isn't blood, it looks like fruit juice! Yum!"

Just a heads up, she broke her glasses with the mirror shop.

So, Sa-chan failed miserably.

"But I won't give up!"

Over at the kunoichi café, Sa-chan couldn't think straight.

"Maybe he knows what I'm doing."

It's pretty obvious.

"I just need to bide my time. I will find a way."

Will Sa-chan succeed next time? Probably not, but please come back anyways! :)

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So this was my first incredibly short chapter! Sorry I couldn't write more, but there is too little romance in Gintama, so I need to figure out how my story would fit in with Gintama.

Oh and by the way, If you've ever read Hayate the Combat Butler, I have a fanfic featuring It. I'm also gonna make a story for One Piece and Case Closed, if you've ever heard or seen 'em.

Well, I need to get working on my next chapter!

I don't really have a lot of time...

(Editor's note: Shuji is only 15. His parents don't allow regular access to their computer, where he mistakenly put all of HIS files, so he needs to do this at the dead of night from 12:00 to 4:00 in the morning...)