Alright, first things first—

I'M SO SORRY! *Sobs*

See, I already told you about my problem with the virus right?

Basically: Two computers in the house. One upstairs and one downstairs. The one upstairs was basically mine, because it has (had) freakishly slow internet connection that was up 1/3 of the time. I give it a virus. One computer now. I give the one downstairs a virus. My dad says it's because I was on fanfiction—he fixes the computer, but I'm banned from fanfiction. Weeks pass. My parents get a new computer. We (my two sisters and I) can't use it. We can only use the old one, which he moves to the kitchen. The new computer takes the spot of the old computer. I give the old computer a virus. Again. I'm banned from the internet, basically. Then, on a Saturday night, 11:45 PM (I remember it—it was such a momentous occasion *tears up*) he finally checks the websites I want to go to and tells me they're fine. I'm back to fanfiction, baby! During the gap, though, I didn't write any new stories or chapters though.

Sorry.

But here I am!

And I want to thank those who reviewed—I still got them through my e-mail (well, before I was banned from that too) and it was killing me that I couldn't reply. Hopefully I'll be updating sometime today.

Um, as payment let's go with... if you leave a review, you can suggest a one-shot that I'll do? (Or at the very least, I'll try to.) So...suggest either the title of it or the summery, and I'll work from there.

And there's 127 stories now? Holy rusted metal batman!
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