Seifer shot up straight, an all-too-familiar feeling coursing through his body. Panting heavily, he glanced around his room. Heart thumping manically in his chest, he tried to slow his breathing down and slumped back into his pillows, staring blankly at the ceiling. After a few minutes, he pushed himself up on his hands, leaning back on one as the other checked his duvet. His hand came away a little sticky and he groaned, swinging his legs off the bed, rubbing his eyes with his clean hand. He felt utterly disgusting. This was the seventeenth night in a row that he'd woken up with a wet dream. He wasn't sure what was the worst thing about it: the lack of sleep when he woke up needing a shower every night; having to change his effing bedding every single bloody night; these dreams all being about someone of his own gender or the simple fact that it was Hayner who was the focus point of these dreams. His rival. His enemy. And he was waking up moaning his name every night. Then he decided that actually, none of those were particularly terrible in comparison to one blaring fact: in every single one of those dreams, he was uke. And to someone as dominant as Seifer, that was unthinkable. Sighing, he stood, fulfilling his now-nightly ritual. Wake up having dreamt about Chicken Wuss, think for a few moments, stand up and pull the bedding off, stagger down the stairs to the washing machine; turn it on, watch for a few moments; then make his way back upstairs for a cold shower before having to straightaway get ready for school. Oh, and start burning a bright red whenever he caught the little lamer's eye.

AN: Soooooooo? You like? You no like? Inbetweeny? It sprounced me in another Bio lesson; those things are way too boring, though apparently I am now a father to a son called Seth Seifer Hayner Baker and a daughter called Taylor Rosie May Dixon (guess which one I named), despite being female. Heehee I has a cosplaying gay son called Seth!!! ^^ And I didn't have to give birth to him! Bwahahaha I am seme Shannon! In case you didn't guess I'm not exactly fond of the mother of my kids. Enough with my weirdness; boy that lesson was strange. This will be continued if you like; I find it kinda funny cos I have NEVER read a fanfic where Seifer is uke, so this WILL be one. I hope he's IC, though. Apologies for any OOCness, though I suppose that's inescapable if Seifer's uke. Hmm maybe not, I can kind of see him, if he was drunk enough or loved the guy enough… Anyway, if I have another inspiring Bio lesson, I will continue regardless!! Hope you liked!!